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Stupid Band Names:

  • Sounds like a Twilight Convention if you ask me. Submitted by: Chandra

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Vampire WeakenedWeakened vampire better than weekend with it!Angie O'Plasty

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd"Diane Young," Vampire Weekend

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Ids Don't Stand A Chance" originally "The Kids Don't Stand A Chance"
Heidi Claire
"Camus" originally "Campus"
Now it's about that French existentialist writer
Heidi Claire
"Oxford Coma" originally "Oxford Comma"
Heidi Claire
"A Pun" originally "A Punk"
Heidi Claire

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Giving Up The Guan" originally "Giving Up The Gun"
Guan = a type of fowl-like bird
Heidi Claire
"Giving Pup The Gun" originally "Giving Up The Gun"
Why give a gun to a pup?
Heidi Claire
"Diplomat's Song" originally "Diplomat's Son"
Heidi Claire

Change a Letter:

"The Kids Don't Stand A Change" originally "The Kids Don't Stand A Chance"
Doug Wells
"White Ski" originally "White Sky"
Heidi Claire
"Giving Up The Fun" originally "Giving Up The Gun"
Heidi Claire
"Giving Up The Gin" originally "Giving Up The Gun"
Heidi Claire

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Holiday""Caliphate"Hu's On First
"Mansard Roof""Razorblade Brunettes (Who?)"Fack Sabbath
"A-Punk""B-Flat"Fack Sabbath

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
The Kids Don't Stand a ChanceAmber Alert/ Child sexual abuseDiddims
The Kids Don't Stand a ChanceAbortion clinicDiddims
The Kids Don't Stand a ChanceAmber AlertDiddims
The Kids Don't Stand a ChanceChild Sexual Abuse HotlineDiddims
The Kid's Don't Stand A ChanceJuvenile HallJC Foster

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Let Me Be The River
   Willie Nile
Hudson
   Vampire Weekend
Let Me Be The Hudson River
Ashley Michelle McGowan
The Kids Don't Stand A Chance
   Vampire Weekend
Don't Stand So Close To Me
   The Police
The Kids Don't Stand A Chance So Close To Me
Peter
The Kids Don't Stand A Chance
   Vampire Weekend
Chancellor
   Gordon Downie
The Kids Don't Stand A Chancellor
Alicia Sturdivant

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

My Bloody Vampire
My Bloody Valentine combined with Vampire Weekend
Submitted By: Stanley Tool
Vampire Weeknd
Vampire Weekend combined with The Weeknd
Hopefully, not a real example.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Vampire Slayer
Vampire Weekend combined with Slayer
Buffy!
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Vampire Bat For Weekend Lashes
Vampire Weekend combined with Bat For Lashes
Submitted By: Jill Conrad

Misheard Lyrics:

"Finger Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to my boner and...
Original Lyrics:
Listen to my bum rap
"A-Punk"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-thousand years in one pizza sandwich
Original Lyrics:
One-thousand years in one piece of silver
"Horchata"
Misheard Lyrics:
You understood so you shouldn't have farted
Original Lyrics:
You understood so you shouldn't have fought it
"Diane Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You toss a salad like a barrelize
I've got to find some better weed.
Original Lyrics:
You torched a Saab like a pile of leaves
I'd gone to find some better wheels
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"A Punk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look outside, the rain goat's gone. say oh.
Original Lyrics:
Look outside at the raincoats coming, say OH.

Story about this misheard lyric by: mihaela

It actually started as 'rain goat', evolved into 'red goat', which apparently made MORE sense. I had finally got to 'the record's on' before I looked it up on the band's site.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Holiday"
Opening Lines:
Holiday, O, a holiday.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Mansard Roof"
Opening Lines:
I see a Mansard Roof through the trees
Comments:
Submitted by: Ryan

Song Title Space Change:

"Camp U.S." originally "Campus"
Submitted by: Claire Annette Player
"Camp Us" originally "Campus"
Submitted by: Claire Annette Player

Band Name Anagrams:

Mad Keen Preview Submitted by: Evan
Preview Me Naked Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Keep Weird Maven Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Warped Even Mike Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Wed Empire Knave Submitted by: Dawn Anwad
That's deep! [or not]

Song Title Anagrams:

"Scam Up" originally "Campus"
Submitted by: Masy
"Frond's Aroma" originally "Mansard Roof"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Roams A Frond" originally "Mansard Roof"
A small critter might roam a frond.
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Ad For Manors" originally "Mansard Roof"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"No Armor Fads" originally "Mansard Roof"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Twilight Saga
To prove that it's a good weekend date movie?
Submitted by: JC Foster

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