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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Vampire Weekend that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 16 misheard song lyrics for Vampire Weekend on amIright currently.

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"A Punk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look outside the rainbow's gone, say oh
Original Lyrics:
Look outside at the raincoats coming, say OH.
"A Punk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look outside, the rain goat's gone. say oh.
Original Lyrics:
Look outside at the raincoats coming, say OH.
"A-Punk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One-thousand years in one pizza sandwich
Original Lyrics:
One-thousand years in one piece of silver
"Campus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I see you, you're walking 'cross the campus
Foolproof vest, you're studying romances
Original Lyrics:
Then I see you, you're walking 'cross the campus
Cruel professor, studying romances
"Diane Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You toss a salad like a barrelize
I've got to find some better weed.
Original Lyrics:
You torched a Saab like a pile of leaves
I'd gone to find some better wheels
"Diplomat's Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a Diplomat's Son
He was 81
Original Lyrics:
He was a Diplomat's Son
It was 81
"Diplomat's Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a Diplomat's Son
He was anyone
Original Lyrics:
He was a Diplomat's Son
It was 81
"Finger Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to my boner and...
Original Lyrics:
Listen to my bum rap
"Harmony Hall"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Stonewalls were vomiting on their witness
Original Lyrics:
And the stone walls of Harmony Hall bear witness
"Harmony Hall"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the stone walls are vomiting on your mistress
Original Lyrics:
And the stone walls of Harmony Hall bear witness
"Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't forget just how bad it gets when I'm counting all my teeth
Original Lyrics:
I can't forget just how bad it gets when I'm counting on my tea
"Horchata"
Misheard Lyrics:
In December, drinking hot chowder
Original Lyrics:
In December, drinking horchata
"Horchata"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the truth, so you shouldn't have thought it
Original Lyrics:
You understood, so you shouldn't have fought it
"Horchata"
Misheard Lyrics:
You understood so you shouldn't have farted
Original Lyrics:
You understood so you shouldn't have fought it
"Mansard Roof" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a Mansard roof through the tree
I see a sultry message written in the eve
Original Lyrics:
I see a Mansard roof through the trees
I see a salty message written in the eaves
"We Belong Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
We go together like lights and lamps
Original Lyrics:
We go together like lions and lambs

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