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Song Parodies -> "Everything About Justin (Bieber)"

Original Song Title:

"Everything About You"

Original Performer:

Ugly Kid Joe

Parody Song Title:

"Everything About Justin (Bieber)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm sick of Justin Bieber. He looks like he's 10, he's way too popular, and teenage girls are literally rioting over him. I'm venting my feelings with this venomous parody of a venomous song.
I, I hate the tension in the Mideast
And I, hate global warming too
And I don't like a thing 'bout terrorism, no, no
And I, I, I hate that volcano*, too!

But I, hate everything about Justin
Everything about Justin

And I, don't like a thing 'bout Miley Cyrus
And I, I, I hate the Jonas Bros, too
And I am not into Selena Gomez, no, no
And I think Demi's overrated, too

But I get sick when I hear about
I can't stand to hear about
I hate everything about Justin!
Everything about Justin!
Everything about Justin!
Everything about Justin!

I ain't got a popular attitude,
But that don't change the way I feel 'bout that "dude"
And if you think this might be bringing me down,
Look again 'cause I ain't wearing no frown!

Well, I don't really care 'bout Lindsay Lohan
See, the little jerk should get sober and go, man
One thing that I said about Britney
I used to be a fan, but then all the truth hit me
I know, you know, everybody knows
That Justin's gonna crash and burn and go
You think it's sad, well that's too bad
'Cause I'm having a ball hating everything about Justin!
Ha ha!

Everything about Justin, everything about
I get sick when I hear about
I can't stand to hear about
I hate everything about...

*"That volcano" is the volcano in Iceland with a name I'm not even gonna bother trying to spell that is trapping people in and out of Europe.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Lee - May 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree with your sentiments. 5's.
------------------------------------------ - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
i remembered this song in Wayne's World
mike - July 07, 2022 - Report this comment

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