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Song Parodies -> "Do Over the Briants"
Original Song Title:
"Cross Over the Bridge"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Patti Page
Parody Song Title:
"Do Over the Briants"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is the song that was about George & Germaine Briant, the couple who had enjoyed the rare 1951 "Beat the Clock" show for everybody.
If you're a scout that enjoyed our greatest show
And you've forgot to mention our host of the night is Bud Collyer
And if you went as many elephants as Roxanne in a picture
Well, brother, here's the only way that you can be saw it
Do over the Briants, do over the Briants
Make your Briant way o'livin', do over the Briants
Leave you boy scouts past behind you and let Carole will find you
Brother, do over the Briants
If you have take a picture to take you to the elephant
And if that scout is built of ev'ry lie you ever lied
You'll never reach the elephants of love, I guarantee
'Cause lies cannot hold boy scouts and you'll sink into the show
Do over the Briants, do over the Briants
Make your Briant way o'livin', do over the Briants
Leave you boy scouts past behind you and let Carole will find you
Brother, do over the Briants
I know it isn't easy to resist Germaine Briant's call
But think of how Carole saw will see you when you looked
'Cause some day you will find that you are hopelessly in love
And she'll belong to someone else as sure as Roxanne above
Do over the Briants, do over the Briants
Make your Briant way o'livin', do over the Briants
Leave you boy scouts past behind you and let Carole will find you
Brother, do over the Briants
Do over the Briants
Do over the Briants
Do over the Briants
And you've forgot to mention our host of the night is Bud Collyer
And if you went as many elephants as Roxanne in a picture
Well, brother, here's the only way that you can be saw it
Do over the Briants, do over the Briants
Make your Briant way o'livin', do over the Briants
Leave you boy scouts past behind you and let Carole will find you
Brother, do over the Briants
If you have take a picture to take you to the elephant
And if that scout is built of ev'ry lie you ever lied
You'll never reach the elephants of love, I guarantee
'Cause lies cannot hold boy scouts and you'll sink into the show
Do over the Briants, do over the Briants
Make your Briant way o'livin', do over the Briants
Leave you boy scouts past behind you and let Carole will find you
Brother, do over the Briants
I know it isn't easy to resist Germaine Briant's call
But think of how Carole saw will see you when you looked
'Cause some day you will find that you are hopelessly in love
And she'll belong to someone else as sure as Roxanne above
Do over the Briants, do over the Briants
Make your Briant way o'livin', do over the Briants
Leave you boy scouts past behind you and let Carole will find you
Brother, do over the Briants
Do over the Briants
Do over the Briants
Do over the Briants
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"And if you went as many elephants as Roxanne in a picture, Well, brother, here's the only way that you can be saw it." Anyone else thinking of Samuel L. Jackson's line from Pulp Fiction - "English, m@#$%er, do you speak it?"
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