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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Osmonds that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 26 misheard song lyrics for The Osmonds on amIright currently.

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"Crazy Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Horse is...
Original Lyrics:
Crazy horses
"Crazy Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Horse says...
Original Lyrics:
Crazy horses...
"Crazy Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Mormons
Original Lyrics:
Crazy horses
"Crazy Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Whore says
Original Lyrics:
Crazy Horses
"Crazy Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy whore says
There's a message floating in the air come from
Crazy whore says.
Original Lyrics:
There's a message floating in the air com from,
Crazy horses riding everywhere....
"Crazy Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy whore says
Original Lyrics:
Crazy horses
"Crazy Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grazing horses
Original Lyrics:
Crazy horses
"Crazy Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a message floating, in the air Ahem Crazy Horses riding everywhere.
It's a warrant it's in every tongue
Gotta stop them
Crazy Horses on the run.
Crazy Whore says wahhh wahhh !
Original Lyrics:
There's a message floating in the air come from Crazy Horses didn't everywhere
It's a warning it's in every tongue
Gotta stop them
Crazy Horses on the run.
Crazy Horses.....
"Don't Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go, Planet!
Original Lyrics:
Don't panic!
"Down by the Lazy River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Might define out tonight
Original Lyrics:
Mighty fine out tonight
"Down by the Lazy River"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know there's plenty of room
Come on and sing a boom boom boom
We can get nice and cozy
Why don'tcha come along with Rosie
Original Lyrics:
You know there's plenty of room
Come on and sing a boom boom boom
We can get nice and cozy
Why don'tcha come along and mosey
"Love Me For A Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love ladies' dresses
Between a woman and a man.
Original Lyrics:
And love leads to stresses
Between a woman and a man.
"Love Me For A Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me for a raisin
Original Lyrics:
Love me for a reason
"Make the World Go Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make the world go away
And get it off my soldiers
Original Lyrics:
Make the world go away
And get it off my shoulders
"One Bad Apple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before you give up alone
Original Lyrics:
Before you give up on love
"One Bad Apple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, give me one more drive
or
Oh, give me one more ride
Original Lyrics:
Oh, give me one more try
"One Bad Apple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch of girls
Original Lyrics:
One bad apple
Don't spoil the whole bunch girl
"One Bad Apple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One bad apple done spoil a whole bunch of girls
Original Lyrics:
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl
"One Bad Apple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One bad asshole
Don't spoil the hole bunched up
Original Lyrics:
One bad apple
Don't spoil the whole bunch girl
"One Bad Apple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want that apple?
Original Lyrics:
one bad apple
"The Proud One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave him. He's dyin'.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' is dyin'.
"The Proud One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Liver is dying.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' is dyin'.
"The Proud One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My liver, it's dying.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' is dyin'.
"The Proud One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the proud one, believe me, this Mormon is down on his knees
Original Lyrics:
You're the proud one, believe me, this poor man is down on his knees.
"Yo-Yo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a yum-yum
Original Lyrics:
Just like a yo-yo
"Yo-Yo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fire in the hot pants,
Cleopatra was a wet-together
Original Lyrics:
Like a fire in my heart when
We're apart, but when we're back together

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