CHORUS

[If I die overweight,
At least in heaven I can eat,
'Cause right now on earth I'm eating Jack,
He tastes a bit like a Big Mac.]

END CHORUS

Now heaven would be a BiGG Mouth's,
Flame grilled all night long,
And if everywhere was a BiGG Mouth's,
I wouldn't be singing this song.

And if you don't believe in BiGG Mouth's,
And a Superpounder too,
And while the world is hungry,
I can sit back and laugh at you... singing.

[If I die overweight,
At least in heaven I can eat,
'Cause right now on earth I'm eating Jack,
He tastes a bit like a Big Mac.]

Now most people think of heaven,
And they see those pearly gates,
But I looked a little closer,
And the sign said, "You're overweight."

So if you want to come to my heaven,
Bring a Superpounder and Shake,
And if you didn't bring it,
Why not? For heaven's sake... Singing.



[If I die overweight,
At least in heaven I can eat,
'Cause right now on earth I'm eating Jack,
He tastes a bit like a Big Mac.]

When I got to the gates,
A strawberry milkshake said to me,
"I'm sorry friend, you can't come in."
You're too overweight for God to see.

I'm in BiGG Mouth's 24:7,
I ate so many fries, I went up to heaven,
Do you think I really care that I missed Biology?
I ate so many fries that, now, I'm legendary!

I want a cola, slightly chilled,
Another Superpounder put it on his bill,
I just missed out on value meals,
I just missed out on value meals,
Value meals... value meals... value meals...

Hea... huh... hea... hea... heaven is a BiGG Mouth's!

[If I die overweight,
At least in heaven I can eat,
'Cause right now on earth I'm eating Jack,
He tastes a bit like a Big Mac.]

[If I die overweight,
At least in heaven I can eat,
'Cause right now on earth I'm eating Jack,
He tastes a bit like a Big Mac.]