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Song Parodies -> "Can't Find My Rhino"

Original Song Title:

"Come To My Window"

Original Performer:

Melissa Etheridge

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Find My Rhino"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This might be the silliest parody I've ever written. It was just a spur of the moment idea, and it was a lot of fun. Just sort of whimsical.
Intro: Can’t find my rhino
Where’d he hide?
Last saw him out by the pool
Can’t find my rhino
He’s gon’ miss school

Verse 1: He has got thick grey skin
A large horn juts from his face
And I would pet him all day long
If he’d not been misplaced
You don’t know how hard it was
To get this rhino here
Waiting lists and sign up sheets
It took a whole damn year!
To achieve him
Help retrieve him
Or I’ll grieve him

Chorus: Can’t find my rhino
Please provide
All of the help you can spare
Can’t find my rhino
I’ll go check there

Verse 2: Keeping my eyes open
I cannot allow escape
Having him’s against my lease
If caught be shown the gate
Owning untamed mammals
Sure sends jolts into my heart
I need to find my bud
He is my transport to Wal-Mart
Where could he be?
This is creepy?
Oh I’m weeping!

Chorus: Can’t find my rhino
Not inside?
I’ll check my porch around noon
My lovely rhino
Please return soon

Bridge: I don’t care how he stinks
I don’t care he can maim
What do you know about this love anyway?!
Can’t, can’t find my rhino
Please come home, please come home, please come home
Oh, wait he’s home!

Chorus: I found my rhino!
Oh! Mini-sized
Figure was un-der my bed
I found my rhino!
Now where’s my pig?

Where’s my pig? Where’s pig?
Let’s search again!

Chorus: Can’t find my swine no!
Oh! His pigsty
Bare like a gal on a cruise
Can’t find swine no!
Gone with duck too…

What the duck? Where’s my duck?
This so sucks!
December 28, 2012. Please rate and comment. :)

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Matthias - December 28, 2012 - Report this comment
You should get somebody to illustrate this and turn it into a kid's book. Not knowing the OS wasn't that big of deal this time cause it totally read that way.

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