The toffee's all gone and I'm munching again
I'm down to the bottom of my last cookie tin
I've finished off all of my gingerbread men
And I'm down to my last M&M

I'm down to my last M&M
And I know that I'll never be slim
I've been filling myself right up to the brim
And now I'm down to my last M&M

I can't leave this room cause the door is too small
And I can't even walk, yeah, I'm forced now to crawl
And on top of my size and weight problem
I'm down to my last M&M

I'm down to my last M&M
And I know that I'll never be slim
I bought thirteen bags, then I ate all of them
And now I'm down to my last M&M

I'm down to my last M&M
And I know that I'll never be slim
And I hold in my overweight upper left limb
The remains of my last M&M