Song Parodies -> Need Some Gravy
| Original Song Title: | "Constant Craving" |
| Original Performer: | K.D. Lang |
| Parody Song Title: | "Need Some Gravy" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
Mama cooks the blandest foods
Often looks like paste
On my supper got to have
Stuff to kill the taste
I need some gravy
Her food's obscene
Maybe a great day will come
By some circumstance
That maybe she will learn to cook
But know in hell
There's no chance
Need some gravy
Her food's obscene
Gravy
Mama
Need some gravy
Your cooking's sin
Poison within!
Need some gravy
Gagging begins
Please - some gravy
Or aspirins!
Gravy
Mama
Please - some gravy
Food's wearing thin
Tastes like chlorine
Or gasoline
Pass gravy in
Or this din din
Goes in the bin!
Often looks like paste
On my supper got to have
Stuff to kill the taste
I need some gravy
Her food's obscene
Maybe a great day will come
By some circumstance
That maybe she will learn to cook
But know in hell
There's no chance
Need some gravy
Her food's obscene
Gravy
Mama
Need some gravy
Your cooking's sin
Poison within!
Need some gravy
Gagging begins
Please - some gravy
Or aspirins!
Gravy
Mama
Please - some gravy
Food's wearing thin
Tastes like chlorine
Or gasoline
Pass gravy in
Or this din din
Goes in the bin!
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Need some gravy... lol lol ..it moves to great fun
Gotta have gravy ! Loved it !
MMMMMMMMMMM Gravy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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