Song Parodies -> Want Some Gravy
| Original Song Title: | "Constant Craving" |
| Original Performer: | K.D. Lang |
| Parody Song Title: | "Want Some Gravy" |
| Parody Written by: | Stuart McArthur |
I dunno, sometimes I just get gravy-cravings........(mp3 of original song temporarily available here)
Ea-ting
through a char-grilled steak
be it
thick or thin
there is
something I sure crave
before I
begin
I want......some......gra......avy
to wet my meat
Maybe
the meat's very rare
or quite
overdone
or-may-be
it is dry from bein'
barbecued
in the sun
want......some......gra......avy
aboard my meat
gra......avy
oh OHHHH......want some gravy
with which...to douse
my port...erhouse
[ instrumental ]
want......some......gra......avy
all rich and brown
chops......want......gra......avy
in which to drown
gra......avy
oh OHHHH......want some gravy
should taste...like cow
I want...some now
and a...facetowel
yeah a...facetowel
get one somehow
okay whatever...
(fade)
through a char-grilled steak
be it
thick or thin
there is
something I sure crave
before I
begin
I want......some......gra......avy
to wet my meat
Maybe
the meat's very rare
or quite
overdone
or-may-be
it is dry from bein'
barbecued
in the sun
want......some......gra......avy
aboard my meat
gra......avy
oh OHHHH......want some gravy
with which...to douse
my port...erhouse
[ instrumental ]
want......some......gra......avy
all rich and brown
chops......want......gra......avy
in which to drown
gra......avy
oh OHHHH......want some gravy
should taste...like cow
I want...some now
and a...facetowel
yeah a...facetowel
get one somehow
okay whatever...
(fade)
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Very tasty reading material Stuart! 555. I like gravy as well, but the parody was great also.
Decent, but not funny enough to crack your top 100, imo.
Stirred up smooth...definitely not lumpy..
gravy was groovy
Ridin' the gravy train, I see!
With most other parodists, I'd say this was great, Stu. But I have such high expectations of a McArthur parody.....so, it's....OK. Sorry.
thanks everyone - you're very kind - I wanted to do this OS and I thought the title sub was good but I just could not think of anything funny about gravy (that I hadn't already used in my "Something In The Gravy Moved") - or at least nothing that would fit into this OS's short lines and rather repetitive structure
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I appreciate the way you managed to bag this and compliment me at the same time Kristof and "not your best"
and thanks Jason, alvin, AFW and yoidy :-)
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I appreciate the way you managed to bag this and compliment me at the same time Kristof and "not your best"
and thanks Jason, alvin, AFW and yoidy :-)
Loved it, and a few years ago on my misheard lyrics day by day calendar one of them was for the OS "Cant stand gravy"/ 5s
thanks Jack - that would have been a better sub (and idea) in fact
That's OK, Stu...I always like to sweeten my baggings with a bit of honey.;-) You can get your revenge on me tomorrow. Peace, bro
well that's an odd coincidence Kristof - I always like to sweeten my honeys with a bit of banging
(..........hmm, g-key not working - I meant bagging - sorry prude police)
(..........hmm, g-key not working - I meant bagging - sorry prude police)
As noted by other commenters, this might have only been a 4.5 parody, but your most recent comment earns you 5s.
Well, Stu, as always you managed to squeeze the most out of a light song. . .You really are a truely gifted writer. . .I would love to physically hear some of your parodies (of course I have as I sing every contest entry to the best of my ability each contest I vote on, but you know what I mean). . .If nothing else, I'm surprised you aren't some famous writer or something, you seem like you'd be a great fictional writer.
Good gravy!
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