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Song Parodies -> "2009 Sprint Cup Silly Season in 3 Minutes and 44 Seconds"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Girls Aloud

Parody Song Title:

"2009 Sprint Cup Silly Season in 3 Minutes and 44 Seconds"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

Well We're Warming Up For Speedweeks here's a song for you originally done by the pointer sisters.
2009, Offseason is almost done
We Get Ready For Daytona
I know who will be driving this year
Hold me, I'll give all that you need
We Get Ready for Some Changes
We're so excited, I can't wait
Getting hotter, We're Ready
I Want To Know, I Want To More
Where someone's ever gone before

And if you want more, if you want more
More, more, then

Clint Bowyer
Moves to the 33 in his 4th Car
Casey Mears took over the
0-Seven, Yeah

Then, Stremme
Now on Penske he got the Number 12
Joey, Slicebread Logano
Gets the Home Depot Ride
Ryan Newman recruited
the U.S. Army
in his Number 39 Chevrolet

You told me, Scott Speed went to the Eighty-Two
Joined with Brian Vickers
For Red Bull Racing
Owned by Dietrich Mateschitz, oh yeah!
Concrete Carl and Greg Biffle, renewed for 2 more years
Staying in the Ninety-Nine

For Roush Fenway
with David Ragan at UPS, Matt and Jamie

and Tony Stewart
Joins Stewart-Haas Racing
In the Number 14, sponsored by Old Spice
and Office Depot

DEI merged with Ganassi
Martin Truex Jr. and Juan Montoya
and The Cuban Missle, Aric Almirola
Phoenix Racing
Has, Keselowski, Marlin
and Schrader
In the 09 Chevy/Dodge

Scott Rings is in, Baldwin Racing
Max Papis runs 18 races
Mayfield starts his own team
In the 41 All Sport Big Red Soda Toyota, oh yeah

Reed Sorenson and A.J. Allmendinger
Joined in, Petty Motorsports
Bobby Labonte, Joined in Hall of Fame Racing
In the Ninety-Six
Ask, dot com Ford!
Stay Tuned will recap the 2009 Budweiser Shootout with another song!

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