-> "2009 Sprint Cup Silly Season in 3 Minutes and 44 Seconds"
Original Song Title:
"Jump"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"2009 Sprint Cup Silly Season in 3 Minutes and 44 Seconds"
The Lyrics
2009, Offseason is almost done
We Get Ready For Daytona
I know who will be driving this year
Hold me, I'll give all that you need
We Get Ready for Some Changes
We're so excited, I can't wait
Getting hotter, We're Ready
I Want To Know, I Want To More
Where someone's ever gone before
And if you want more, if you want more
More, more, then
Clint Bowyer
Moves to the 33 in his 4th Car
Casey Mears took over the
0-Seven, Yeah
Then, Stremme
Now on Penske he got the Number 12
Joey, Slicebread Logano
Gets the Home Depot Ride
Ryan Newman recruited
the U.S. Army
in his Number 39 Chevrolet
You told me, Scott Speed went to the Eighty-Two
Joined with Brian Vickers
For Red Bull Racing
Owned by Dietrich Mateschitz, oh yeah!
Concrete Carl and Greg Biffle, renewed for 2 more years
Staying in the Ninety-Nine
For Roush Fenway
with David Ragan at UPS, Matt and Jamie
and Tony Stewart
Joins Stewart-Haas Racing
In the Number 14, sponsored by Old Spice
and Office Depot
DEI merged with Ganassi
Martin Truex Jr. and Juan Montoya
and The Cuban Missle, Aric Almirola
Phoenix Racing
Has, Keselowski, Marlin
and Schrader
In the 09 Chevy/Dodge
Scott Rings is in, Baldwin Racing
Max Papis runs 18 races
Mayfield starts his own team
In the 41 All Sport Big Red Soda Toyota, oh yeah
Reed Sorenson and A.J. Allmendinger
Joined in, Petty Motorsports
Bobby Labonte, Joined in Hall of Fame Racing
In the Ninety-Six
Ask, dot com Ford!
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