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Fun Music Information -> Gene Pitney
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Jokes:
Gene's last words were somethings gotten hold of my heart ... and it f*cking hurts. Apparently it will take 3 days for his coffin to be made from oak but only 24 hours from Balsa.... Submitted by:
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Town Without Ditty" | "Town Without Pity" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Town Without Kitty" | "Town Without Pity" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "X-Ray Eyes," Kiss | "Looking Through The Eyes Of Love," Gene Pitney | |
| "Half Heaven - Half Heartache," Gene Pitney | "True Love Never Runs Smooth," Gene Pitney | |
| "I Love You So Much It Hurts," Charlie Gracie | "It Hurts To Be In Love," Gene Pitney | |
| "Who Shot Sam," George Jones | "(The Man Who Shot) Liberty Valance," Gene Pitney | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Princes In Rags" originally "Princess In Rags"
Serafina
"Just One Mile" originally "Just One Smile"
Candy Welty
"Hat Girl Belongs To Yesterday" originally "That Girl Belongs To Yesterday"
So she'll buy a new hat.
Peter
"Billy You're My Fiend" originally "Billy You're My Friend"
Yvette Bristle
"Tow Without Pity" originally "Town Without Pity"
Be careful not to park where that applies!
Meredith Corpening
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"True Lover Never Runs Smooth" originally "True Love Never Runs Smooth"
Yvette Bristle
"True Glove Never Runs Smooth" originally "True Love Never Runs Smooth"
Yvette Bristle
"Just One Simile" originally "Just One Smile"
Serafina
"Only Clove Can Break A Heart" originally "Only Love Can Break A Heart"
That must have been one powerful bulb!
Peter
"Only Glove Can Break A Heart" originally "Only Love Can Break A Heart"
Billy Reuben
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"True Lore Never Runs Smooth" originally "True Love Never Runs Smooth"
Yvette Bristle
"True Love Never Rubs Smooth" originally "True Love Never Runs Smooth"
Yvette Bristle
"Princess On Rags" originally "Princess In Rags"
She's sitting on a heap of rags!
Polly Cannon
"Princess In Rats" originally "Princess In Rags"
A tight fit!
Polly Cannon
"Princess In Rage" originally "Princess In Rags"
What has her enraged?
Polly Cannon
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "24 Hours From Tulsa" | "24 Minutes From Bicester" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Town Without Pity" | "Sanctuary City" | Gregory Blake |
| "Something's Gotten Hold of My Heart" | "Someone's Gone and Stolen My Art" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa" | "24 Miles From Dover" | John Davison |
| "24 Hours From Tulsa" | "34 Minutes From Windsor" | Glynn Leaney |
| "I Wanna Love My Life Away" | "I Love to Shove My Wives Away" | John A. Barry |
| "I Wanna Love My Life Away" | "I Love to Huff My Fife and Play" | John A. Barry |
| "Town Without Pity" | "Town Full of Babies" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" | "The Man Who Took The Rifleman's Rifle" | Patrick McWilliams |
| "Town Without Pity" | "Town Without Pit Bulls" | John A. Barry |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | Dick Cheney's Office | Glenn |
| Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa | Tulsa Tourist Office | Richard Davies |
| Last Exit To Brooklyn | AAA | Shawna |
| Town Without Pity | City Hall | Bryce Leinan |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Goodbye Town Lady Antebellum | Town Without Pity Gene Pitney | Goodbye Town Without Pity | Edward |
| Funkytown Lipps Inc. | Town Without Pity Gene Pitney | Funkytown Without Pity | Bob |
| Unskinny Bop Poison | Blue Jean Bop Gene Pitney | Unskinny Blue Jean Bop | Roger |
| Santa Claus Is Back In Town Dwight Yoakam | Town Without Pity Gene Pitney | Santa Claus Is Back In Town Without Pity Be on his "nice" list or else! | Julia Farda |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Town Without Pity"
Misheard Lyrics: How can weeky plum alive
Original Lyrics: How can we keep love alive
| "I Wanna Love My Life Away"
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna love my microwave
Original Lyrics: I wanna love my life away
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"She's A Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics: Audrina
Original Lyrics: Heartbreaker
| "24 Hours From Tulsa"
Misheard Lyrics: I was only 24. I was from Tulsa
Original Lyrics: I was only 24 hours from Tulsa.
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Twenty-Four Hours from Tulsa"
Misheard Lyrics: She was only ready for our espinosa
Original Lyrics: Oh I was only 24 hours from Tulsa
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Sossy Jill For years, I wondered what the heck an "espinosa" was. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Twenty-Four Hours From Tulsa"
Better Lyrics:
My mama done told me not to talk in spit
Original Lyrics:
But I've found somebody new
What can I do?
What can I do?
Submitted by: Isac
"Town Without Pity"
Better Lyrics:
Oh, It's really mighty shitty what a town without pity can do!
Original Lyrics:
No, it isn't very pretty what a town without pity can do!
Submitted by: Toni Minot
"The Street Where You Live"
Better Lyrics:
People gawk and swear, that don't bother me
'Cause there's nowhere else on Earth that I would rather pee
Let the slime go by, I don't care if I
Can pee here on the house where you live
'Cause there's nowhere else on Earth that I would rather pee
Let the slime go by, I don't care if I
Can pee here on the house where you live
Original Lyrics:
People stop and stare, that don't bother me
'Cause there's nowhere else on Earth that I would rather be
Let the time go by, I don't care if I
Can be here on the street where you live
'Cause there's nowhere else on Earth that I would rather be
Let the time go by, I don't care if I
Can be here on the street where you live
Submitted by: Olorin Edric
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"24 Hours From Tulsa"
The Funny Lyrics: I was only 24 hours from Tulsa
Why They're Funny: Where the heck was he, if it took him one full day to get to Tulsa, Oklahoma? And what method of transportation did he use?
Submitted by: Richard Kemm
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Last Chance To Turn Around"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Last exit to Brooklyn
Last chance to turn around Why They're Nonsensical: On a highway, you can turn around if you go past your intended exit. Just exit at the next turnoff and then get back onto the highway and travel in the opposite direction. Or, if it's permitted, you can make a U-turn in the median.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"24 Hours From Tulsa"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I was only 24 hours from Tulsa
Why They're Inappropriate: Where were you driving from that 'only' 24 more hours of driving seemed like a short distance?
Submitted by: Stanley
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"The Bosses Daughter"
The Lyrics: She drove me in her own red Jaguar
Right to her favourite place And out of the way, out of the Sword`s roadside bar When conscience was erased Product Brand Name: Jaguar
Submitted by: FussBudget
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Only Love Can Break A Heart"
Opening Lines: Only love can break a heart, only love can mend it again
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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Song Title Space Change:
"Back Stage" originally "Backstage"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Just One's Mile" originally "Just One Smile"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Pretty Ann, A Belle" originally "Pretty Annabelle"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Song Title Anagrams:
"Twenty-Four Hours Form A Slut" originally "Twenty-Four Hours From Tulsa"
Submitted by: Isac
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Last Chance To Turn Around"
The Lyrics: Last exit to Brooklyn
Last chance to turn around Why: Brooklyn, one of New York City's five boroughs
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
| "Mecca"
The Lyrics: 'Cause that brownstone house where my baby lives
Is Mecca, Mecca to me Why: Mecca, a city in Saudi Arabia
Submitted by: Loree Dare
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Last Exit Lou Took, Bryn" originally "Last Exit To Brooklyn"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"(The Man Who Shot) Liberty Valance"
The Lyrics: 'Cause the point of a gun was the only law that Liberty understood
Why: 'Cause the point of a gun was the lonely awe that Liberty understood
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Peen Jitney originally "Gene Pitney"
Oh, what a front of a taxi will do! -:)
Submitted by: Peter
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance"
The Lyrics: The man who shot Liberty Valance,
He shot Liberty Valance, He was the greatest of them all. Why: It is about the 1962 movie 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance', starring John Wayne and James Stewart.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
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