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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Gary U.S. Bonds that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 11 misheard song lyrics for Gary U.S. Bonds on amIright currently.

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"Dear Lady Twist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well out in the street
so I've been told
do the twist and you'll never grow old
Original Lyrics:
Well most doctors agree
so I've been told
do the twist and you'll never grow old
"New Orleans" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With your hands in your pocket you fiddle the air
Original Lyrics:
Where the magnolia blossoms fill the air.
"Quarter To Three" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they were singin' with a manatee.
or
And they were swingin' with my dad and me.
Original Lyrics:
And they were swingin' with Daddy G.
"Quarter To Three" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I had last night, spaghetti and tea
Original Lyrics:
With the help last night from Daddy G
"Quarter to Three" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And jingle bell like the Church Street Five
Original Lyrics:
And take a band like the Church Street Five
"Quarter to Three" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And take a bell like a turkey pie
Original Lyrics:
And take a band like the Church Street Five
"Quarter to Three" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I had last night, spaghetti and tea
Original Lyrics:
With the help last night from Daddy G
"School Is Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come catch that Billy Great
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah its really great
"School Is Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more books or nuttin' and I can go out on a date with my button
Original Lyrics:
No more books or nuttin' and I can stay out late with my buddies
"This Little Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh she's so young and she's so fat
Original Lyrics:
Oh she's so young and she's so fine
"This Little Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better stay in wine
Original Lyrics:
You better stay in line

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