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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dashboard Confessional that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 33 misheard song lyrics for Dashboard Confessional on amIright currently.
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"Anyone, Anyone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't see
How the wait to make me yellow makes us crush.
How the wait to make me yellow makes us crush.
Original Lyrics:
I can't see
How the way you leave me alone makes us close.
How the way you leave me alone makes us close.
"Anyone, Anyone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't see
How the wait to make our laundry makes us curse
I must be out of touch.
How the wait to make our laundry makes us curse
I must be out of touch.
Original Lyrics:
I can't see
How the way you leave me alone makes us close
I must be out of touch.
How the way you leave me alone makes us close
I must be out of touch.
"Anyone, Anyone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't see
How the way that you leave me yellow makes us curse.
How the way that you leave me yellow makes us curse.
Original Lyrics:
I can't see
How the way you leave me alone makes us close.
How the way you leave me alone makes us close.
"Bitter Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
This pedophile is leaving you with such an angry mouth.
Original Lyrics:
This bitter pill is leaving you with such an angry mouth.
"Don't Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay your arms on down.
Original Lyrics:
Lay your armor down.
"Ender Will Save Us All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do I push the further rifle?
Original Lyrics:
The harder I push, the farther I fall.
"Ender Will Save Us All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying not to pee(X5)
Trying not to pee wrong.
Trying not to pee wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Trying not to be(X5)
Trying not to be wrong.
Trying not to be wrong.
"For Pete's Sake"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Pete's sake
Let's eat steak.
Let's eat steak.
Original Lyrics:
For Pete's sake
Let's see straight.
Let's see straight.
"Hands Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the streets were wet and the gays were rocked.
Original Lyrics:
And the streets were wet and the gate was locked.
"Hands Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My boobs are too high
You're kiss might kill me.
You're kiss might kill me.
Original Lyrics:
My hopes are so high
That you're kiss might kill me.
That you're kiss might kill me.
"Hands Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My boobs are too high
You're kiss might kill me.
You're kiss might kill me.
Original Lyrics:
My hopes are so high
That you're kiss might kill me.
That you're kiss might kill me.
"Hands Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is your to fillibust.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is yours to fill or burst.
"Hands Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is yours to fill h'ors d'oeuvres
To Dinkleberry.
To Dinkleberry.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is yours to fill or burst
To break or bury.
To break or bury.
"Hands Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That you just might kill me.
Original Lyrics:
That your kiss might kill me.
"Hands Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your lips are so hard
That your kiss might kill me.
That your kiss might kill me.
Original Lyrics:
My hopes are so high
That you kiss might kill me.
That you kiss might kill me.
"Living In Your Letters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause turning to you is like falling in love with your dad.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause turning to you is like falling in love when you're ten.
"Rapid Hope Loss"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause now that I can see you
I don't think you're worth to suck on glass.
I don't think you're worth to suck on glass.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause now that I can see you
I don't think you're worth a second glance.
I don't think you're worth a second glance.
"Stolen"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have stolen my harp.
Original Lyrics:
You have stolen my heart.
"The Good Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chevy enlist, Chevy enlist, Chevy enlist.
Original Lyrics:
Championless, championless, championless.
"The Good Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Debbie and Liz, Debbie and Liz, Debbie and Liz
Original Lyrics:
Championless, championless, championless
"The Good Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy and Liz, Jimmy and Liz, should be on this
Original Lyrics:
Championless, championless, championless.
"The Sharp Hint Of New Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're beating me with yeast.
Original Lyrics:
They're beating me with ease.
"The Sharp Hint of New Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This scar is my confession.
Original Lyrics:
This car hears my confessions.
"The Swiss Army Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I look cute in your blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
And you're dying to look cute in your blue jeans.
"The Swiss Army Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man will defile your loins
Original Lyrics:
Man will defy all your lines
"The Swiss Army Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a cute boy in your blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
You're dying to look cute in your blue jeans.
"Vindicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am fine
But I am cleaning up so well.
But I am cleaning up so well.
Original Lyrics:
And I am flawed
But I am cleaning up so well.
But I am cleaning up so well.
"Vindicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am fog.
or
And I am flood.
or
And I am flood.
Original Lyrics:
And I am flawed.
"Vindicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Constipated, I am selfish, I have thong.
Original Lyrics:
Vindicated, I am selfish, I am wrong.
"Vindicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Fod!
Original Lyrics:
I am flawed.
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"Vindicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slippity slip away...
Original Lyrics:
Vindicated
So let me slip away
So let me slip away
"Vindicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vindicated
I am shellfish, I am prawn.
I am shellfish, I am prawn.
Original Lyrics:
Vindicated
I am selfish, I am wrong.
I am selfish, I am wrong.
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