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Funniest Lyrics, Arrogant Worms
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Arrogant Worms', "Carrot Juice Is Murder"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, 'This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower'
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, 'This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower'
Why They're funny:
This whole song is hilarious, but this part is particularly funny because of the irony that the guy would rather kill other people than let some vegetables 'suffer'
Submitted by: Leah
Arrogant Worms', "Jesus' Brother Bob"
The Funny Lyrics:
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of God Jr.
I'd be more than the brother of God Jr.
Why They're funny:
As if the title doesn't say everything...
Submitted by: Sunshine
Arrogant Worms', "Rippy the Gator"
The Funny Lyrics:
Bill went in for a swim, he didn't see the harm
But when he came back out again, he was short an arm
But when he came back out again, he was short an arm
Why They're funny:
This entire song is about a kid whose family goes to Florida and gets eaten one limb at a time by an alligator.
Submitted by: Sunshine
Arrogant Worms', "Rippy the Gator"
The Funny Lyrics:
Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp swamp swamp
Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp swamp swamp
Why They're funny:
Must I say anything?
Submitted by: Sunshine
Arrogant Worms', "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate"
The Funny Lyrics:
Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!
Why They're funny:
For those of you unfamiliar with canadian geography, Saskatchewan is a prairie province. This band has a cult following among canadian teens, which i'm sure it richly deserves.
Submitted by: sophie
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