Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for January 19, 2024

Hertz, Hertz

I am everyday Beatles
or
I am everyday beagle
or
I am everything bagel

Got to get you into my mind

Want a poo, knowing my paper will be with you.

Across from the Manic Placenta

I can't get you out of my life

We use Lectric Shave

Let me watch you go with the song in my mind

I'm not talkin' 'bout the radio
And I'm not gonna make you mine
or
And I'm not gonna make up your mind

You can blow it away

Go on and tell me lies butthole be tight

So we bitched about his band
And should we crush his sweet hand?

And I guess that's why they call it a loo,
Time on my ass could be time spent with you.

And I guess that's why they call you buffoon

And while I'm away, just put lemons inside

Cry in the night if it helps
With Mama Nell, I simply love you

I guess that's why they call it Frogger blues

I guess that's why they call them Dabloons

Laughing like children, living like lovers,
Bowling like Gunther, under the covers.

Laughing like children, living like lovers
Growing like Fonda, under the covers

Wait on my girl, cry in the night if it helps
With Momma there I simply love you
More than I love life itself

Wait on my girl, cry in the night if it helps
With momma there I simply love you
More than I love life itself

Clean it
or
Leave it

Now you're talkin' Stroh's
And Stroh's is smokin' here

You know my sis knows why

Oh where have you gone wrong?

Whoopi Goldberg

Her bitch is like a bunch of rose

When you would be here in my room

'Cause we've been too lewd on a midsummer night swing

And maybe I'm lonely, that's all a pile, a pile of peas

And some nights you're puking ice

As long as your dreams are cut in two
(Later)
As long as your prayers are cut in two

But I'll never stop dreaming of a ewe
Every night of my life.

Can you make it all you little a**hole?

I know you can see me,
No-one else can see me now but you

I would do anything for love, if a lady you were not so fat

If I get too hard

Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're hot and nice.

Some nights you're cockin' ice.

Some nights you're craving fire
And some nights you're carved in nice.

Will you hold me down in holy water, if I get too hot?

Will you hose me down with coconut water,
If I get too hot?

How very like the future this place might be.
It's a tiny world just big enough to support those more knowledgeable than me.
(more knowledgeable than me)
I feel a wave of loneliness as I head back down
(feel a wave of loneliness)
I'm going to fast. (I'm going to fast.)
...
I plunge right on into the alpha storm and into the bottomless (mumbled) below.
Suddenly I can't remember how to stop.
(can't remember how to stop)
Turn around. (Turn around.)
Look behind myself? (Look behind myself?)
Do I have to turn around before I can point?
(Do I have to turn around before I can point?)
I flip into a brief.

Arrest you, arrest you

You had a brand name
or
You had a band name
or
You had a bad name

You’re my favourite kind of high,
Rushin’ through me like a fart

Like guest sharts in my heart

Butterfly kittens

I'm in motion with no brakes