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1960s | |
The Beatles', "Something"
Misheard Lyrics: Distracts me like no other mother
Original Lyrics: Attracts me like no other lover
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1970s | |
ABBA's, "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause it's true, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew
Original Lyrics: 'Cause it's true, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
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ABBA's, "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do"
Misheard Lyrics: I love you and you, and you, and you, and you, and you
Original Lyrics: I love you, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
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ABBA's, "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do"
Misheard Lyrics: Love me or hate me
Original Lyrics: Love me or leave me
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Diarrhea, here I go again.
Original Lyrics: Mamma mia, here I go again.
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Gotta rush to the toilet bowl.
Original Lyrics: There's a fire with in my soul.
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: I can't count all the times I've had choir with you
Original Lyrics: I can't count all the times that I've told you we're through
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: I can't cuddle the times that I took to the flu.
Original Lyrics: I can't count all the times
That I've told you we're through. |
ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't know how but I suddenly lose control.
There's a fire with enema soul. Original Lyrics: I don't know how but I suddenly lose control.
There's a fire within my soul. |
ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: I've been acting real sad 'bout the things that you do
Original Lyrics: I've been angry and sad about things that you do
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: I've been acting real sad about the things that you do
Original Lyrics: I've been angry and sad about things that you do
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: I've been treated by you since I don't know when
Original Lyrics: I've been cheated by you since I don't know when
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: I've been under your saddle about things that you do
Original Lyrics: I've been angry and sad about things that you do
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Just one look and I can Herbal King
Original Lyrics: Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Just one look and I can hear about rain.
Original Lyrics: Just one look and I can hear a bell ring.
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Mamma Mia here I go again,
Mamma, hiding in a fishtank. Original Lyrics: Mamma Mia here I go again,
My my, how can I resist you? |
ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Mamma Mia, do re mi fa so
Original Lyrics: Mamma Mia, even if I say
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Mamma Mia, kera le passe
Original Lyrics: Mamma Mia, even if I say
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Mamma mia, did I lick myself?
Original Lyrics: Mamma mia, even if I say
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Mamma, pumpkin ate her sister!
Original Lyrics: My my, how can I resist you?
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Margarita, here I go again,
My my, how can I resist you? Original Lyrics: Mamma mia, here I go again,
My my, how can I resist you? |
ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: My my, humping on my sister?
Original Lyrics: My my, how can I resist you?
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: My my, look how much tall you've grown
Original Lyrics: My my, just how much I've missed you
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ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Yes, I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day I farted Original Lyrics: Yes, I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day we parted |
ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Yes, I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day we farted. Original Lyrics: Yes, I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day we parted. |
ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Yes, I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day you farted Original Lyrics: Yes, I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day we parted |
ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: Yes, I've been broken hearted
Ew, since the day we farted Original Lyrics: Yes, I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day we parted |
Firefall's, "Strange Way"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a stranger
or There's a strange man Original Lyrics: That's a strange way
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Paul McCartney's, "Maybe I'm Amazed"
Misheard Lyrics: Every night's amazing
Original Lyrics: Maybe I'm Amazed
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Supertramp's, "Take the Long Way Home"
Misheard Lyrics: Does it feel that your life's become a catastrophe?
Or it has to be a beautiful boy Original Lyrics: Does it feel that your life's become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be, for you to grow, boy |
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1980s | |
Air Supply's, "Now and Forever"
Misheard Lyrics: When nothing's new
Original Lyrics: When love is new
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Bananarama's, "Cruel Summer"
Misheard Lyrics: Strange boys are saying
or Strangers are saying Original Lyrics: Strange voices are saying
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Hall & Oates', "Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics: Because your chimps are what I miss
Original Lyrics: Because your kiss is on my list
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Hall & Oates', "Private Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics: They're rushing you
Original Lyrics: They're watching you
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Lionel Richie's, "Dancing on the Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics: What a teen dream
Original Lyrics: What a feeling
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Lionel Richie's, "Say You, Say Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Sea-Doo, speedy
Original Lyrics: say you, say me
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1990s | |
Deacon Blue's, "Twist and Shout"
Misheard Lyrics: So you walk a little in a long mattress
So your eyes can see the right sights Original Lyrics: So you walk a little in a long mile
To be sure your eyes can see the right sights |
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Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics: This low kickin' fantasy you black and blue
Original Lyrics: This monkey can't stand to see you black and blue.
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2000s | |
Blink-182's, "I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics: Arrest you, arrest you
Original Lyrics: I miss you, I miss you
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Meryl Streep's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics: I can't count all the times I've had choir with you
Original Lyrics: I can't count all the times I have cried over you
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Rihanna's, "Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics: Suburbia
or Stir it up or Stirrup or Stir up Original Lyrics: Disturbia
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The B-52's', "The Chosen One"
Misheard Lyrics: The world will be healed by the guardian thong
Original Lyrics: The world will be healed by the guardian's song
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2010s | |
Katy Perry's, "California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics: California girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy Duke's bikini’s on top Sunny kisses skin so hot she melt your Popsicle Original Lyrics: California girls, we’re unforgettable
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin so hot, we’ll melt your Popsicle |
Taylor Swift's, "Karma"
Misheard Lyrics: Conner is my boyfriend
Conner is a god Original Lyrics: Karma is my boyfriend
Karma is a god |
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