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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1960s | |
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Do, I hear a female deer
Original Lyrics: Do, a deer, a female deer
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Doe a deer, a teenage deer
Original Lyrics: Doe a deer, a female deer
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Tea, I drink with Lemon Pledge.
Original Lyrics: Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Tea, a drink with Janet Blair.
Original Lyrics: Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Tea, a drink with Jems and bread.
Original Lyrics: Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Ti, a drink with jam and hair.
Original Lyrics: Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
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Neil Diamond's, "Red Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics: Birds eye view in my head
Original Lyrics: Thoughts of you leave my head
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1970s | |
Kc And The Sunshine Band's, "Get Down Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics: Tubular Bells
Original Lyrics: Do a little dance
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1980s | |
Cyndi Lauper's, "All Through the Night"
Misheard Lyrics: The picture clicks
Original Lyrics: The meter clicks
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Scorpions', "No One Like You"
Misheard Lyrics: If I had the toys, I would say
Original Lyrics: If I had the choice, I would stay
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1990s | |
Cast of Arthur's, "Crunch"
Misheard Lyrics: Would it be so fun for lunch…
Original Lyrics: Would it be so fun to munch…
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Spice Girls', "My Strongest Suit"
Misheard Lyrics: All the way I'm aware
Original Lyrics: Overwear, underwear
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Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta come give my head
Original Lyrics: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
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Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends Men can last forever, but life will never ends
Original Lyrics: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends Make it last forever, friendships never ends
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Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics: If you wanna do my mother, you gotta get her a Benz
Original Lyrics: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
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Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics: If you want to be my mother, you gotta get with my Dad
Original Lyrics: If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
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2000s | |
Björk's, "Sun In My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics: With chasteness of seagulls
Original Lyrics: With chasteness of sea-girls
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Bằng Kiều's, "Trái Tim Bên Lề"
Misheard Lyrics: When you're flying dark your answer more
Original Lyrics: Tình yêu anh đã cho em rồi
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Daughtry's, "Home"
Misheard Lyrics: The miles are getting wrong as it seems
Original Lyrics: The miles are getting longer it seems
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Eyeshine's, "I'd Do Anything"
Misheard Lyrics: Tonight, we finalize and sodomize
Original Lyrics: Tonight, we find a light, inside of mind
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: And never lose your ham sandwich.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: And now that is your anthem.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I need to use your bathroom.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never do surrender.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never do the red tone.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never knew their anthem.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never loose a rat hole.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose a breast dude.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose a rag doll.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose a rat bone.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose a red cone.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose my rag doll.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose my red comb!
or My mother lose our record! or A leper sued my red coat! or Your mother is our anthem! or I never booze on red boats! or Your mother poos on red boats. Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose the rat dog.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose the red throne.
or I never use the red throne. Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose the red zone.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose the rent, though.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never lose the rhythm.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never use the bathroom.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I never use the wrapper.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I really need the restroom.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never lose a rat poem.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never lose the red gum.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never lose the rhythm.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Nguyễn Hưng's, "Trái Tim Bên Lề"
Misheard Lyrics: When you're flying dark your answer more
Original Lyrics: Tình yêu anh đã cho em rồi
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2010s | |
Mark Ronson And Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics: Stalin The Wild Man living up in The City
Original Lyrics: Styling, Wiling, living up in The City
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misc | |
Traditional's, "The Caissons Go Rolling Along"
Misheard Lyrics: That those kids songs are rolling along
Original Lyrics: When those Caissons are rolling along
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Zara Larsson x David Guetta's, "On My Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Hear my pancake; you hear my prayer?
Original Lyrics: Hear my pain; can you hear my prayer?
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xmas | |
Freiheit's, "Keeping the Dream Alive"
Misheard Lyrics: And while the bastard's calling
Original Lyrics: And while the past is calling
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