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1960s | |
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Do, a beer, a female beer
or Do, a beard, a female beard Original Lyrics: Do, a deer, a female deer
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Do, a deer, a shemale deer
Original Lyrics: Do, a deer, a female deer
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a bloke who lives next door Original Lyrics: Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun |
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't rape me.
Original Lyrics: Do Re Mi.
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Far, a longer way to run.
(Later) Tea, a drink with Jan and Fred. Original Lyrics: Far, a long, long way to run.
(Later) Tea, a drink with jam and bread. |
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Far, a longer way to run
… Tea, a drink with Janet Blair Original Lyrics: Far, a long, long way to run
... Tea, a drink with jam and bread |
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Tea - a drink with German bread
Original Lyrics: Tea - a drink with jam and bread
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Tea, I drink with German bread
Original Lyrics: Tea, a drink with jam and bread
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Tea, a drink with German bread
Original Lyrics: Ti, a drink with jam and bread
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Tea, to drink at supper time.
Original Lyrics: Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Ti, a drink with Jamon bread
Original Lyrics: Ti, a drink with jam and bread
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Ti, a drink with Jan and Ted
Original Lyrics: Ti, a drink with jam and bread
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Ti, a drink with Janet Brett
Original Lyrics: Ti, a drink with jam and bread
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Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics: Ti, a drink with gin and bread
Original Lyrics: Ti, a drink with jam and bread
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Petula Clark's, "Sign of the Times"
Misheard Lyrics: For when you owe me now
Original Lyrics: For when you hold me now
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1970s | |
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics: I know they said A&P
Original Lyrics: I know they said "Let it be"
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Three Dog Night's, "An Old-Fashioned Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics: Coming down in Freeport harmony
Original Lyrics: Coming down in three-part harmony
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1980s | |
Roberta Flack and Peabo Bryson's, "Tonight I Celebrate My Love"
Misheard Lyrics: And that midnight star
Original Lyrics: And that midnight sun
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Tina Turner's, "The Best"
Misheard Lyrics: Better than omelettes
Original Lyrics: Better than all the rest
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1990s | |
Alanis Morissette's, "Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics: Thank you lovely nurse
Original Lyrics: Thank you nothingness
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2000s | |
Christina Aguilera's, "Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)"
Misheard Lyrics: You better pass the wine
Original Lyrics: You better cross the line
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never lose your afro.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never lose your anthem.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never use a rat comb.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never use a red thong.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never use the rat thong.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never use the rectum.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm not a loser rat bone.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm not gonna loose my rat thumb.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: Never lose a rep, now.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: Never lose your anthem.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: Never lose your green thumb.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: Never lose your rag doll.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: Never lose your right thumb.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: Never lost the anthem.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: Never use a restroom.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: This is the end to blow all your heads off.
Original Lyrics: This is the anthem, throw all your hands up!
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Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics: We're gonna lose the record.
Original Lyrics: Another loser anthem.
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2010s | |
Milky Chance's, "Cocoon"
Misheard Lyrics: Let's go back to Alcoco
Original Lyrics: Let's go back to our cocoon
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Milky Chance's, "Stolen Dance"
Misheard Lyrics: Let me bleed in stereo
Original Lyrics: Let me bleed instead of you
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Peter Gabriel's, "Coming Down To Earth"
Misheard Lyrics: You've got a light on your chest...
Original Lyrics: You've got a lot on your chest...
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misc | |
Commercial's, "Pampers Swaddlers"
Misheard Lyrics: You know the Pope is coming
Original Lyrics: You know that poop is coming
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Paul Russell's, "Lil Boo Thang"
Misheard Lyrics: I can keep it chill like Soviet bloc
Original Lyrics: I can keep it chill like a Sauvignon Blanc
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xmas | |
Band Aid 30's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics: 3-2-1
or 3-to-1 or 3-in-1 Original Lyrics: Feed the world
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Celine Dion's, "Don't Save It All for Christmas Day"
Misheard Lyrics: How many people are slaying the war?
Original Lyrics: How many people are praying for love?
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Dean Martin's, "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Misheard Lyrics: But as long as you love the snow
Original Lyrics: But as long as you love me so
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