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1960s
Elvis Presley's, "Can't Help Falling in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wise men say, only fools work machines
Original Lyrics:
Wise men say, only fools rush in
 
1970s
Black Sabbath's, "War Pigs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Genitals gathered in their asses
Original Lyrics:
Generals gathered in their masses
Boz Scaggs', "Lido Shuffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
One overload
(later)
One more overload
Original Lyrics:
One for the road
(later)
One more for the road
Daddy Dewdrop's, "Chick-A-Boom"
Misheard Lyrics:
And She whispered so sexy, "Hello!"
Original Lyrics:
And She whispered so sexy oh ooh
Gene Chandler's, "Groovy Situation"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make her mine with a baseball bat
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make her mine if it takes all night
 
1980s
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chaquita is like bad medicine.
Original Lyrics:
Shake it up, just like bad medicine.
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a believer, but it's never enough
Original Lyrics:
I get a little, but it's never enough
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a liver, but it's never enough
Original Lyrics:
I get a little, but it's never enough
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a liver, but it's never enough
Original Lyrics:
I get a little, but it's never enough
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need an operator, 'cause I'm running out of breath
Original Lyrics:
I need a respirator, 'cause I'm running out of breath
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it up, just like bear venison.
Original Lyrics:
Shake it up, just like bad medicine.
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need a believer, but it's never enough
Original Lyrics:
You get a little, but it's never enough
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need a liver, but it's never enough
Original Lyrics:
You get a little, but it's never enough
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Mom looks like Sam Kinison.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine.
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is for Barry Venison
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is like Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson is what I need
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine
Bad medicine is what I need
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is like Pat Benatar
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is like Sam Kinison
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is like Ted Danson
Ted Danson is what I need
Shake it up, just like Ted Danson
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine
Bad medicine is what I need
Shake it up, just like bad medicine
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is like Ted Danson
Ted Danson is what I need
Wo-oh-oh, shake it up, just like Ted Danson
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine
Bad medicine is what I need
Wo-oh-oh, shake it up, just like bad medicine
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is like bad Madison,
Bad Madison is what I need.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine,
Bad medicine is what I need.
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is like burning incense,
Burning incense is what I need.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine,
Bad medicine is what I need.
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mom looks like Sam Kinison.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine.
El DeBarge's, "Who’s Johnny?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who is Dolly?
Original Lyrics:
Who is Johnny?
Eurythmics', "Here Comes the Rain Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling on my head like I’m in New Orleans
Original Lyrics:
Falling on my head like a memory
Fleetwood Mac's, "Little Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why she’s a sweet little liar
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touché
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Mr. Crowley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr Crowley, what's that gun in your hand?
Original Lyrics:
Mr Crowley, what's going on in your head?
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killer Queen walks merrily down the street
Original Lyrics:
Steve walks warily down the street
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killer Queen walks warily down the street,
With a bring pill ain't I know
Original Lyrics:
Steve walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Queen's, "It's a Hard Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is tough, I am wrong
Now I'm waiting for something to fall from the skies
Original Lyrics:
Life is tough, on your own
Now I'm waiting for something to fall from the skies
Queen's, "Play the Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is pumping through my fame
(Play the game)
Driving me in the same (Go, go, go, go)
Go, play the game, play the game, play the game
Play the game
Original Lyrics:
My love is pumping through my veins
(Play the game)
Driving me insane (Come, come, come, come)
Come play the game, play the game, play the game
Play the game
Queen's, "Play the Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is pumping through my flame
(Play the game)
Driving me in the same (Go, go, go, go)
Go, play the game, play the game, play the game
Play the game
Original Lyrics:
My love is pumping through my veins
(Play the game)
Driving me insane (Come, come, come, come)
Come play the game, play the game, play the game
Play the game
Queen's, "Play the Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is pumping through my flames
(Play the game)
Driving me in the same (Go, go, go, go)
Go, play the game, play the game, play the game
Play the game
Original Lyrics:
My love is pumping through my veins
(Play the game)
Driving me insane (Come, come, come, come)
Come play the game, play the game, play the game
Play the game
Queen's, "Radio Ga Ga"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we hear is radio caca, radio cuckoo, radio caca
All we hear is radio caca, radio la la, radio, what's new?
Original Lyrics:
All we hear is radio ga ga, radio goo goo, radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga, radio blah blah
Radio, what's new?
Queen's, "Radio Ga Ga"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we see is tubby-o ha ha
Naughty old Noo-Noo, tubby-o ha ha.
Original Lyrics:
All we hear is Radio Ga Ga
Radio Goo Goo, Radio Ga Ga.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every vowel you break
Original Lyrics:
Every vow you break
 
1990s
Bon Jovi's, "I Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look up on your Bobby screens
Original Lyrics:
Don't look up on your movie screens
Bon Jovi's, "I Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look up on your boobies screens
Original Lyrics:
Don't look up on your movie screens
Freddie Mercury's, "There Must Be More To Life Than This "
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm doing coke
Original Lyrics:
How do we cope?
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, too much love will kill you
And you wouldn't understand crying
Original Lyrics:
Yes, too much love will kill you
And you won't understand why
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, too much love will kill you
And you wouldn't understand the cry
Original Lyrics:
Yes, too much love will kill you
And you won't understand why
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know there's no making sense of it
Everywhere I go, I'm going to lose
Original Lyrics:
No, there's no making sense of it
Every way I go, I'm bound to lose
Tom Cochrane's, "Life Is a Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's like a road that you travel on,
Well, it's one day here, and the next, Dave Pond
Original Lyrics:
Life's like a road that you travel on,
Well, it's one day here, and the next day gone
 
2000s
Aerosmith's, "Just Push Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Electric Shave
Original Lyrics:
Just push play
Aerosmith's, "Just Push Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lectric Shave
Original Lyrics:
Just push play
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my life
And it's now a medal
Original Lyrics:
It's my life
And it's now or never
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes me feel like I could be a towel
That's still drying
Original Lyrics:
She makes me feel like I could be a tower
A big, strong tower, yeah
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See"
Misheard Lyrics:
You agree I’m icy
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly I see
 
2010s
A - Z's, "Borrowed Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rectum is burning.
Original Lyrics:
The candle is burning.

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