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1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Blue Suede Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on my face
Original Lyrics:
Step on my face
 
1960s
Cyrkle's, "Red Rubber Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never cared for Secret Sergeant Pine
Original Lyrics:
You never cared for secrets I'd confide
Joe Cocker's, "Feelin' Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm greedy all night
Original Lyrics:
I'm feelin' alright
The Beatles', "You Can't Do That"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if they see, they're talking that way, they're laughing that way
Original Lyrics:
But if they'd seen You're talking that way they'd laugh in my face
Tony Bennett's, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco"
Misheard Lyrics:
High over here, it comes to me
Original Lyrics:
High on a hill, it calls to me
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we're living in a world of goose
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Carly Simon's, "Anticipation"
Misheard Lyrics:
These are the football days
Original Lyrics:
These are the good ole days
Gary Wright's, "Dream Weaver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three-wheeler
Original Lyrics:
Dream Weaver
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Lysol cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Gordon Lightfoot's, "Rainy Day People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it or leave it, or try to relieve it
or
Take it or leave it, or try to relive it
Original Lyrics:
Take it or leave it, or try to believe it
Robert John's, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gosh, by golly
Original Lyrics:
Hush, my darling
Robert Palmer's, "Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a bad case of Mother Goose
Original Lyrics:
I got a bad case of loving you
Steely Dan's, "Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the teeth
or
Are you gatherin' up the teas
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears
The B-52s', "Rock Lobster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waving C-Span
Original Lyrics:
Waving sea fans
The Spinners', "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wonder what it is I feel for you
Original Lyrics:
And I wonder what 80 years I feel for you
 
1980s
38 Special's, "Hold On Loosely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch I Love Lucy
Original Lyrics:
Just hold on loosely
Alice Cooper's, "How You Gonna See Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
How you gonna see me now?
Please don't see me ugly face.
Original Lyrics:
How you gonna see me now?
Please don't see me ugly, babe
Billy Joel's, "Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw another routine right in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
Christopher Cross', "Arthur's Theme (Best Than You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know it's crazy, but it's you
Original Lyrics:
I know it's crazy, but it's true
Missing Persons', "Destination Unknown"
Misheard Lyrics:
You care for yourself
Original Lyrics:
You tell yourself
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Theudius, you know I'm crying.
Original Lyrics:
Baby through the years, you know I'm crying.
Pretenders', "Talk of the Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you
Original Lyrics:
I want you
Rick Astley's, "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your heart's been aching
Original Lyrics:
Your aunt's been naked
The Cure's, "In Between Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on
Original Lyrics:
Go on, go on
 
1990s
Cast of Barney & Friends', "Good Manners"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good matters
Original Lyrics:
Good manners
Londonbeat's, "I've Been Thinking About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chihuahua
Original Lyrics:
Sha-pow-wow
Queen's, "I Can't Live with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anger's breaking from the hurt in sight
Original Lyrics:
Anger's breaking from the hurt inside
Queen's, "I Can't Live with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Passions screaming hotter
Doing what I gotta do, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Passions screaming hotter
Doing what we gotta do, yeah
Queen's, "I Can't Live with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Passions screaming hotter
Doing what you gonna do, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Passions screaming hotter
Doing what we gotta do, yeah
Queen's, "I Can't Live with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Passions screaming hotter
Doing what you gotta do, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Passions screaming hotter
Doing what we gotta do, yeah
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll face it with a grip, I'm never given up
Original Lyrics:
I'll face it with a grin, I'm never giving in
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll face it with a grip, I'm never giving it
Original Lyrics:
I'll face it with a grin, I'm never giving in
Scorpions', "Wind Of Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow the most one, down to Donkey Kong.
Original Lyrics:
I follow the Moskava, Down to Gorky Park.
 
2000s
Blink 182's, "I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll waste your time, mommy,
You're already the voice inside my hand
(I miss you, I miss you)
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me,
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, I miss you)
Blink 182's, "I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll waste your time, mommy,
You're already the voice inside my year
(I miss you, I miss you)
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me,
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, I miss you)
Blink 182's, "I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll waste your time, mommy,
You're already the voice inside my'yead
(I miss you, I miss you)
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me,
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, I miss you)
Maroon 5's, "Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon this morning rain is falling
Original Lyrics:
Sunday morning rain is falling
Rhapsody's, "The Mystic Prophecy of the Demonknight"
Misheard Lyrics:
to find the little birds
Original Lyrics:
to find the written words
Rob Thomas', "Lonely No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be Rolie Polie Olie
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be lonely no more
The Ataris', "The Boys of Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody overload
Original Lyrics:
Nobody on the run
 
2010s
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well rub a Mexican monkey
Original Lyrics:
We're up all night to get lucky
Jess Glynne & Jax Jones', "One Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fifth tornado when you least expect it
Original Lyrics:
Flips one eighty when you least expect it
John Legend's, "All of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I saw Disney
or
And I'm so busy
Original Lyrics:
And I'm so dizzy
Kendrick Lamar's, "HUMBLE."
Misheard Lyrics:
You say with my boob it tastes like Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
D'USSÉ with my boo bae tastes like Kool-Aid
Lorde's, "Team"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're only settler's teens
Original Lyrics:
We're on each other's team
Taylor Swift's, "Cruel Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always waiting for you just to cut to the moan
Original Lyrics:
Always waiting for you just to cut to the bone
Taylor Swift's, "Cruel Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s a cruel summer, shampoo
Original Lyrics:
It’s a cruel summer, it’s cool
 
country
Toby Keith And Willie Nelson's, "Beer for My Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody threw up in the building
Original Lyrics:
Somebody blew up the building
 
misc
David Guetta & Bebe Rexha's, "I'm Good (Blue)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need to tweeduh, tweedle dee
Original Lyrics:
I don't need to sit in VIP
Taylor Swift's, "Karma"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm on the side of the street bean
Original Lyrics:
And I keep my side of the street clean

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