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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1970s
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise" Misheard Lyrics: Played it so long. Original Lyrics: Waited so long.	Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: Drove a bus, she's a silly gas papal as a pussycat Momentarily out of action, temporarily had a dance She actually... (Drive you. Why? Why?) Original Lyrics: Drop of a hat she's as willing as playful as a pussycat Then momentarily out of action temporarily out of gas To absolutely drive you wild... wild.
Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: Late at night, she's a thrilling act gentle as a pussy cat Momentarily out of action, temporarily satisfied And absolutely drive you wild. Original Lyrics: Drop of a hat she's as willing as playful as a pussycat Momentarily out of action, temporarily out of gas To absolutely drive you wild.	Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: Little man vagina went down to get ya might of... Original Lyrics: Met a man from China when down to Geisha Minah
Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: Little man vagina, went down to getcha mighta And again incidentally and that way you cry Original Lyrics: Met a man from China, went down to Geisha Minah And then again incidentally if you're that way inclined	Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: She keeps a mohair condom in a pretty cabinet Kept it in case she said, just like Marie Antoinette Original Lyrics: She keeps a Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake' she said, just like Marie Antoinette.
Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: She's a killer queen, rockin' on in the mezzanine, Dynamite with a laser beam Original Lyrics: She's a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, Dynamite with a laser beam	Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: She's a killer queen. Somebody cut the cheese Dynamite with a laser beam Original Lyrics: She's a killer queen gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam
Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: Vampire gelatine Original Lyrics: Gunpowder gelatine	Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: With catlike agility, she's dynamite with a laser beam Original Lyrics: Gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
Queen's, "We Are the Champions" Misheard Lyrics: I've had my share of shelves kicked in my face But I've come through And the beat will go on and on and on and on (Later) I consider it a challenge before the whole human race And we are gonna lose Original Lyrics: I've had my share of sand kicked in my face But I've come through And we mean to go on and on and on and on (Later) I consider it a challenge before the whole human race And I ain't gonna lose	Queen's, "We Will Rock You" Misheard Lyrics: Buddy you're a boy maker, big night day... Original Lyrics: Buddy you're a boy make a big noise, playing...

1980s
Glass Tiger's, "My Song" Misheard Lyrics: Popeye with the angels OR Pop fly to the Angels Original Lyrics: I'll fly with the angels	Madonna's, "Causing a Commotion" Misheard Lyrics: I got the moves, baby You got emotions If we got too hammered, we’d be calling Danny Ocean Original Lyrics: I've got the moves, baby You've got the motion If we got together, we'd be causing a commotion.
Pretenders', "Don't Get Me Wrong" Misheard Lyrics: That go off when you fart Original Lyrics: That go off when you smile	Prince's, "When Doves Cry" Misheard Lyrics: An ocean of violence abloom Original Lyrics: An ocean of violets in bloom
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust" Misheard Lyrics: Sound of speed (Later) Kicked me out of my home Original Lyrics: Sound of his feet (Later) Kicked me out on my own	Queen's, "I Want It All" Misheard Lyrics: Listen naughty people, come gather 'round, Gotta get me a gay pan Original Lyrics: Listen all you people, come gather 'round, Gotta get me a game plan
Queen's, "I Want to Break Free" Misheard Lyrics: I want to rape bees. I want to rape bees. I want to rape bees from the hive ... I've got to rape bees. God knows, God knows I've got to rape bees. Original Lyrics: I want to break free. I want to break free. I want to break free from your lies ... I've got to break free. God knows, God knows I've got to break free.	Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: I'll look back all myself and say I did it for luck Yes, I did it for luck, for luck, oh, oh, oh I did it for a hard! Original Lyrics: I'll look back on myself and say I did it for love Yes, I did it for love, for love, oh, oh, oh I did it for love!
Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: I'll look back all myself and say I did it for luck Yes, I did it for luck, for luck, oh, oh, oh I did it for luck! Original Lyrics: I'll look back on myself and say I did it for love Yes, I did it for love, for love, oh, oh, oh I did it for love!	Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: I'll look back all myself and say I did it for luck Yes, I did it for luck, for luck Oh, oh, oh I did it for luck! Original Lyrics: I'll look back on myself and say I did it for love Yes, I did it for love, for love Oh, oh, oh I did it for love!
Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: I'll look back all myself and say I did it for luck Yes, I did it for luck, for luck Oh, oh, oh I did it for tonight! Original Lyrics: I'll look back on myself and say I did it for love Yes, I did it for love, for love Oh, oh, oh I did it for love!	Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: I'll look back on myself and say I did it for all Yes, I did it for all, for all, oh, oh, oh I did it for a hard! Original Lyrics: I'll look back on myself and say I did it for love Yes, I did it for love, for love, oh, oh, oh I did it for love!
Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: I'll look back on myself and say I did it for all Yes, I did it for all, for all, oh, oh, oh I did it for all! Original Lyrics: I'll look back on myself and say I did it for love Yes, I did it for love, for love, oh, oh, oh I did it for love!	Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: It's a hard light, to be true lovers together Original Lyrics: It's a hard life, to be true lovers together
Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: It's a hard night, to be true lovers together Original Lyrics: It's a hard life, to be true lovers together	Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: When you're enough Original Lyrics: When you're in love
Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: When you're in luck Original Lyrics: When you're in love	Queen's, "It's a Hard Life" Misheard Lyrics: Yes, it's a hard night, in a work that's filled with sorrow Original Lyrics: Yes, it's a hard life, in a world that's filled with sorrow
Queen's, "Las Palabras de Amor (The Words of Love)" Misheard Lyrics: It's a seagull Original Lyrics: Despacito	Queen's, "Las Palabras de Amor (The Words of Love)" Misheard Lyrics: Let me know, this night and everyone Original Lyrics: Let me know, this night and evermore
Queen's, "Las Palabras de Amor (The Words of Love)" Misheard Lyrics: Let me know, this night and still love you Original Lyrics: Let me know, this night and evermore	Queen's, "Las Palabras de Amor (The Words of Love)" Misheard Lyrics: Let me know, this night and still loves you Original Lyrics: Let me know, this night and evermore
Queen's, "Las Palabras de Amor (The Words of Love)" Misheard Lyrics: Let us share the words of love, for everyone Original Lyrics: Let us share the words of love, for evermore	Queen's, "Las Palabras de Amor (The Words of Love)" Misheard Lyrics: Let us share the words of love, forever Original Lyrics: Let us share the words of love, for evermore
Queen's, "One Vision" Misheard Lyrics: One fish one bowl Original Lyrics: One flesh one bone	Queen's, "Play the Game" Misheard Lyrics: My love is pumping through my fame (Play the game) Driving me in the same (Go, go, go, go) Go, play the game, play the game, play the game Play the game Original Lyrics: My love is pumping through my veins (Play the game) Driving me insane (Come, come, come, come) Come play the game, play the game, play the game Play the game
Queen's, "Radio Ga Ga" Misheard Lyrics: What we need is radio caca, radio poopoo, radio caca Original Lyrics: All we hear is radio ga ga, radio goo goo, radio ga ga	Queen's, "Radio Ga Ga" Misheard Lyrics: You of something made by Mars Original Lyrics: Wars of worlds invaded by Mars
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "True Men Don't Kill Coyotes" Misheard Lyrics: The father woke the father up Original Lyrics: The farther west, the farther out	The Belle Stars', "The Clapping Song" Misheard Lyrics: My aunty told her I kissed his todger Original Lyrics: My aunty told her I kissed a soldier

1990s
Green Day's, "Brain Stew" Misheard Lyrics: No rest for crab shops in my mind Original Lyrics: No rest for crosstops in my mind	Pearl Jam's, "Better Man" Misheard Lyrics: Can't find the mailman Original Lyrics: Can't find a better man
Queen's, "Innuendo" Misheard Lyrics: 'Til the day of time Original Lyrics: 'Til the end of time	Queen's, "Innuendo" Misheard Lyrics: Till the day of time Original Lyrics: Till the end of time
Queen's, "These Are the Days of Our Lives" Misheard Lyrics: Sometimes I get tequila, That's from back in the old days, long ago Original Lyrics: Sometimes I get the feeling, That was back in the old days, long ago

2000s
Fall Out Boy's, "G.I.N.A.S.F.S." Misheard Lyrics: So, let me see your boobs, let me see your boobs Original Lyrics: So, let me see your moves, let me see your moves	Shakira's, "She Wolf" Misheard Lyrics: Nocturnal teachers are no seclusion Original Lyrics: Nocturnal creatures are no so prudent

2010s
Sia's, "Unstoppable" Misheard Lyrics: I stabbed the boss to die Original Lyrics: I'm unstoppable today
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