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1960s
Getz/Gilberto's, "The Girl from Ipanema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goose walking
Original Lyrics:
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
Peter, Paul and Mary's, "Puff the Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a land of Harmony
Original Lyrics:
In a land called Honalee
 
1970s
10 cc's, "Dreadlock Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you cramp me style, don't you wee on me pitch...
Original Lyrics:
Don't you queer on me pitch.
Ambrosia's, "How Much I Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's not much
Original Lyrics:
That's how much
Chris Rea's, "Fool (If You Think It's Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you think is older?
or
Who do you think is sober?
Original Lyrics:
Fool if you think it's over
Eric Burdon and War's, "Spill the Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still watch Tic-Tac-Dough
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl
Foreigner's, "Cold as Ice"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the coldest wife
Original Lyrics:
You're as cold as ice
Foreigner's, "Feels Like the First Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
It feels like a burial ground
Original Lyrics:
It feels like the very first time
Jim Croce's, "Operator"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that’s not the way it fears
Original Lyrics:
But that’s not the way it feels
Steely Dan's, "Reelin’ in the Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really a good reader?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin’ in the years?
Stevie Wonder's, "You are the Sunshine of My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the Sunday of my life
or
You are the Sundae of my life
Original Lyrics:
You are the Sunshine of My Life
The Rolling Stones', "You Can’t Always Get What You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can’t always get Martin Lawrence
Original Lyrics:
You can’t always get what you want
Wild Cherry's, "Play That Funky Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play that junky music, young boy
Original Lyrics:
Play that funky music, white boy
 
1980s
Aretha Franklin's, "Freeway of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedom
Original Lyrics:
Freeway
Bertie Higgins', "Key Largo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like bungee in the car
Original Lyrics:
Just like Bogey and Bacall
Blondie's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
Call me
Bryan Adams', "Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm finding it hard to believe we're in Paris
Original Lyrics:
I'm finding it hard to believe we're in Heaven
Diana Ross', "I'm Coming Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going...OW!
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming...OUT!
Eddie Murphy's, "Party All the Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl wants to party on the town
or
My girl wants to party out of town
Original Lyrics:
My girl wants to party all the time
Eddie Murphy's, "Party All the Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl wants to party on the town
Original Lyrics:
My girl wants to party all the time
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Hold on Tight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on tight 'til you sleep
or
Hold on tight 'til you dream
or
Hold on tight 'til you're free
Original Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your dreams
Foreigner's, "Foreigner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jukebox hero got sties in his eyes
Original Lyrics:
Jukebox hero got stars in his eyes
Irene Cara's, "Flashdance…What a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Eleanor
or
I am Elinor
Original Lyrics:
I can have it all
Level 42's, "Something About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump into the sea
Original Lyrics:
Drawn into the stream
Queen's, "One Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme one vision
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken
Queen's, "One Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ta-ta-ta just one true vision!
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken vision!
Whitesnake's, "Is This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this love or am I screaming?
Original Lyrics:
Is this love or am I dreaming?
 
1990s
Annie Lennox's, "Walking on Broken Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were the sweetest dream
Original Lyrics:
You were the sweetest thing
Deee-Lite's, "Groove is in the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't ask for Armada
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't ask for another
Don Henley's, "The Heart of the Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarettes, cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Even if, even if
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you treat me by tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Can you teach me 'bout tomorrow
Livin' Joy's, "Dreamer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I in 3D?
Original Lyrics:
Am I a dreamer?
Londonbeat's, "I've Been Thinking About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been thinking about June
Original Lyrics:
I've been thinking about you
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little peace of my car?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little piece of my heart?
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little piece of my car?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little piece of my heart?
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little pizza, my heart?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little piece of my heart?
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another peace of my mind?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another piece of my life?
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another peace of the gospel?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another piece of my soul?
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another peace of the light?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another piece of my life?
Sugar Ray's, "Every Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t say “hello”
Original Lyrics:
Don’t say a word
Sugar Ray's, "Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
All around the world
Strangers coming to me
Original Lyrics:
All around the world
Statues crumble for me
Sugar Ray's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
This place is where we got scared
Original Lyrics:
This place is warm without a care
The Notorious B.I.G.'s, "Mo Money Mo Problems"
Misheard Lyrics:
The more violence we see
Original Lyrics:
The more problems we see
 
2000s
Coldplay's, "Speed of Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
The birds come flying and mosquitos sound
Original Lyrics:
The birds come flying at the speed of sound
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salt, sweet sugar daddy ass balls
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I watch Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
Even when I'm with my boo
The Futureheads', "Beggining of the Twist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today lingers on like a badger
Original Lyrics:
Today lingers on like a bad year
The Killers', "Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm milked up
Original Lyrics:
I never...
The Outhere Brothers', "Boom Boom Boom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl your booger is so brown
or
Girl your booger is so round
Original Lyrics:
Girl your booty is so round
 
2010s
Trivium's, "Watch the World Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we break their hold
We poop in our arms of light
Original Lyrics:
If we break their hold
We open our arms to fight.

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