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1950s
The Royal Teens', "Short Shorts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wins shore shorts?
Original Lyrics:
Who wears short shorts?
 
1960s
Cast of Oliver!'s, "Consider Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider yourself a whore
Original Lyrics:
Consider yourself at home
Cast of Oliver!'s, "Food, Glorious Food"
Misheard Lyrics:
Which gentlemen have it, boys?
Original Lyrics:
Rich gentlemen have it, boys
The Newbeats', "Break Away (from That Boy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break away from that boy, he's not your guy
Original Lyrics:
Break away from that boy, he's not your kind
The Newbeats', "Everything's Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a bunch of diapers in town
Original Lyrics:
There's a bunch of guys in town
The Newbeats', "Run, Baby Run (Back Into My Arms)"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Bring your kids to me)
Original Lyrics:
(Bring your kisses to me)
 
1970s
Debby Boone's, "You Light Up My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Found me a chance to say "Hey, I love you"
Original Lyrics:
Finally a chance to say "Hey, I love you"
Eric Carmen's, "She Did It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mama, she did it
Woh mama, she did it in the air
Original Lyrics:
Oh, mama, she did it
Woh mama, she did it, yeah
Jethro Tull's, "Thick as a Brick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Budweiser don't know how it feels
Original Lyrics:
Your wise men don't know how it feels
Robert John's, "Sad Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven eyes
Original Lyrics:
Sad eyes
Smokie's, "Oh Carol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I was out cruisin', getting laid and I was newsin*
...
So why I ain't usin' today
...
On a hot afternoon - there was nothing to do
You're not the sort of thing better to find
...
You got all the right curls and all the right whirls
...
Well as we reminisced, when we started to kiss
Original Lyrics:
Well, I was out cruisin', getting late and I was losin'
...
So do I, and I ain't losing today
...
On a hot afternoon when there's nothing to do
You're not the sorta thing a fella should find
...
You got all the right curves and all the right words
...
Well if you're ready for this, when we started to kiss
The Blues Brothers', "Soul Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was so vain
Original Lyrics:
I'm a soul man
The Hues Corporation's, "Rock the Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just like to s*** on the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Our love is like a ship on the ocean
 
1980s
A-ha's, "Cry Wolf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to hurry
Original Lyrics:
Time to worry
A-ha's, "Cry Wolf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to hurry
Original Lyrics:
Time to worry
Autograph's, "Turn Up the Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turtle radio
Original Lyrics:
Turn up the radio
Bobby McFerrin's, "Don't Worry Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's a little song I know
Original Lyrics:
Here's a little song I wrote
Bon Jovi's, "Living on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my hand, we'll make it elsewhere
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Duran Duran's, "The Reflex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Therese face
Original Lyrics:
The reflex
Michael Jackson's, "Human Nature"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right, right
Original Lyrics:
Why? Why?
Michael Jackson's, "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
(D.I.T.)
Original Lyrics:
(P.Y.T.)
Prince's, "When Doves Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is what it sounds like with Bugs Bunny
Original Lyrics:
This is what it sounds like when doves cry
The Moody Blues', "Gemini Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Martin Mull
Original Lyrics:
To rock 'n' roll
Tina Turner's, "What's Love Got to Do with It?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What’s love, but a simpleton emotion?
Original Lyrics:
What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
Wee Sing's, "Make New Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
One is silly and the other gone
Original Lyrics:
One is silver and the other gold
Wham!'s, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuborg
Original Lyrics:
Jitterbug
 
1990s
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You a New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will buy you that playhouse
Original Lyrics:
I will buy you that big house
R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can fly, I believe in junior high
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky
Sinead O'Connor's, "Nothing Compares 2 U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a virgin and a song
Original Lyrics:
Like a bird without a song
Snap!'s, "Welcome to Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no magic hat around
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no magic act around
Snow's, "Informer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh, father
Original Lyrics:
Informer
Steps', "Say You'll Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did you start, start the fight?
Then you blame my desire
Original Lyrics:
Took a spark to start the fire
Fan the flame of my desire
 
2000s
Akon's, "Don't Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Telling you all go slide
Just to get on your side
Original Lyrics:
Telling you all those lies
Just to get on your side
All Saints', "Black Coffee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Each moment is cool, feel the moment
OR
Each moment is cool, feed the moment
OR
Each moment is cool, breathe the moment
Original Lyrics:
Each moment is cool and breeds a moment
Blue October's, "Calling You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you actually kicked me
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you actually picked me
Commercial's, "Applebee's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you in the neighborhood
Original Lyrics:
Eatin' good in the neighborhood
Enya's, "May It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the night is old and cold
Original Lyrics:
When the night is overcome
Good Charlotte's, "Dance Floor Anthem (I Don't Want to Be in Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Antelope now
or
Cantaloupe now
Original Lyrics:
And alone now
Good Charlotte's, "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always see it on MTV
Original Lyrics:
Always see it on TV
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a nudist
Original Lyrics:
It's a new day
Good Charlotte's, "The Young and the Hopeless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to tell me what funk is
Original Lyrics:
Try to tell me what punk is
Linkin Park's, "In the End"
Misheard Lyrics:
It starts with Whoopi
Original Lyrics:
It starts with one thing
Linkin Park's, "Somewhere I Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Nothing for you)
Original Lyrics:
(Nothing to lose)
Onision's, "I'm a Banana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-oh bedtime
Uh-oh bedtime
Uh-oh bedtime
Original Lyrics:
Uh-oh banana time
Uh-oh banana time
Uh-oh banana time
Sugababes', "Overload"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange fever I ain't felt for years
The boy's coming and I'm close to fears
I can't let go of you now
Imagination's playing round for free
In my world I take him out for tea
Oh my God, kissing, whoa
Original Lyrics:
Strange fear I ain't felt for years
The boy's coming and I'm close to tears
I can't let go of you now
Imagination's playing round for free
In my world I take him out for tea
Oh my God, can't say no
 
2010s
David Guetta's, "Titanium (ft. Sia)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the demigod
Original Lyrics:
I am titanium
Linkin Park's, "Burn It Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Psycho repeated
Original Lyrics:
The cycle repeated
Linkin Park's, "The Catalyst"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless America
Original Lyrics:
God bless us everyone
 
misc
Elton John and Dua Lipa's, "Cold Heart (Pnau Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s a human sound
When things go wrong
With the scent of her layers
Original Lyrics:
It's a human sign
When things go wrong
When the scent of her lingers
Traditional's, "Here We Go 'round the Mulberry Bush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miracles 'round the mulberry bush
or
America 'round the mulberry bush
Original Lyrics:
Here we go 'round the mulberry bush

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