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1960s
Steppenwolf's, "Born to Be Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
Exploding to space
or
Exploring to space
or
Explore into space
or
It's floating in space
Original Lyrics:
Explode into space
Steppenwolf's, "Magic Carpet Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look inside for
Original Lyrics:
Look inside, girl
The Beach Boys', "Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bushy bushy barn hair do
Original Lyrics:
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
The Four Tops', "Standing in the Shadows of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't I teach you right, now baby, didn't I?
Original Lyrics:
Didn't I treat you right, now baby, didn't I?
 
1970s
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Major highway
Original Lyrics:
Ventura Highway
Barry White's, "I'll Do for You Anything You Want Me To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something and somebody
Original Lyrics:
Nothing and nobody
Barry White's, "Oh What a Night for Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my million dollar angel
Original Lyrics:
You're my million dollar baby
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Fool egg
Original Lyrics:
Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your booty
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm milking
Original Lyrics:
I'm melting
Pablo Cruise's, "Love Will Find a Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we all feel a little change
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes we all feel the need to change
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Elder Poop has a devil motorcycle.
Original Lyrics:
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
The Police's, "Next to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is to be missing you
Original Lyrics:
All I want is to be next to you
 
1980s
Alvin and the Chipmunks', "We're the Chipmunks"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the difference
Original Lyrics:
We're the Chipmunks
Billy Ocean's, "European Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear me, queen?
Original Lyrics:
European Queen
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little diner girl
or
My little diamond girl
Original Lyrics:
My little China girl
Depeche Mode's, "Shake the Disease"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here is a plea; my love to you,
or
From my love to you
...
Now I’ve got things to do,
I’ve asked it before, and I know you have too
or
I’ll ask it before…
Original Lyrics:
Here is a plea from my heart to you
...
Now I've got things to do
And I've said before that I know you have too
Frank Sinatra's, "Theme from New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
These Middletown blues
Original Lyrics:
These little town blues
Misheard Lyrics:
5-6-7 child
Original Lyrics:
5-6-7 times
Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine's, "Can't Stay Away from You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you're telling me it's true
Original Lyrics:
You know you're telling me the truth
Midnight Oil's, "Beds are Burning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out where the record broke
Original Lyrics:
Out where the river broke
Pete Townshend's, "Rough Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody nose her
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows her
Richard Marx's, "Don't Mean Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you open your card
Original Lyrics:
Don't you open your heart
Roxette's, "Joyride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magic hat
Original Lyrics:
Magic friend
Roxette's, "Listen to Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he's going for you
Original Lyrics:
When he's calling for you
 
1990s
Alice Cooper's, "Don’t Follow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye, don’t follow
Barry White's, "Practice What You Preach"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what do you run into?
Original Lyrics:
So what do you wanna do?
Brandy's, "I Wanna Be Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be dumb
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be down
Enya's, "Caribbean Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
If all you told was turned too cold
Original Lyrics:
If all you told was turned to gold
Justin Timberlake's, "Rock Your Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me lock you by the break of day
Original Lyrics:
Let me rock you by the break of day
LFO's, "Summer Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinese poo makes me sick
Original Lyrics:
Chinese food makes me sick
Michael Jackson's, "Gone Too Soon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a comic
Original Lyrics:
Like a comet
Michael Jackson's, "In the Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something about your baby
or
There's something about a baby
Original Lyrics:
There's something about you, baby
Michael Jackson's, "Will You Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the river joint
Original Lyrics:
Like the River Jordan
Next's, "I Still Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still love your game
Original Lyrics:
I still love you babe
R.E.M.'s, "Radio Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, yo tune to that station
Original Lyrics:
Ah, yo turn to that station
SWV's, "Right Here (Human Nature Radio Mix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nike
Original Lyrics:
Right here
Sarah McLachlan's, "When She Loved Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was there to cover her
Original Lyrics:
I was there to comfort her
Tamia's, "So Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you're truly someone special
Original Lyrics:
I think you're truly something special
Tatsuro Yamashita's, "Ride on Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will eat
Original Lyrics:
Aoi (青い)
 
2000s
Commercial 's, "Mazda (Zoom Zoom)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zub, zub
Original Lyrics:
Zoom, zoom
Destiny's Child's, "Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of bombers and their pockets homegrown
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're finally back on your flight to your New York hometown
Original Lyrics:
You're probably back on your flight to your hometown
Good Charlotte's, "Girls and Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls don't like boys
Girls like chaos and money
Original Lyrics:
Girls don't like boys
Girls like cars and money.
Janet Jackson's, "Someone to Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the nerd of his dreams
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the girl of his dreams
Slipknot's, "People=Shit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prêpare les brochette!
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit!
The Script's, "Before the Worst"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before too late
Before too long
Original Lyrics:
Before today
Before too long
 
2010s
MAGIC!'s, "Rude"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause love my friend 'cause the answer is no
Original Lyrics:
Tough luck my friend 'cause the answer is still no.
Tiësto & Jonas Blue feat. Rita Ora's, "Ritual"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm always singing it like a prayer
Original Lyrics:
And I'll always say ya name like a prayer
 
misc
Cole Porter's, "I Love Paris"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love carrots
Original Lyrics:
I love Paris
 
xmas
Mimi Webb's, "I'll Break My Heart Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unbreak my heart again
Original Lyrics:
I'll break my heart again

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