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1960s
5th Dimension's, "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be trains of truss
Original Lyrics:
There'll be trains of trust
Dean Martin's, "Everybody Loves Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants somebody sometimes
Original Lyrics:
Everybody loves somebody sometimes
Dusty Springfield's, "Wishin' and Hopin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wishin' and hopin' and drinkin' and playin'
Original Lyrics:
Wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'
Harry Nilsson's, "I Guess the Lord Must Be in New York City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be on my way
The Beatles', "A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping on the job
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log
The Beatles', "When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm sick before
Original Lyrics:
When I'm Sixty-Four
 
1970s
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kind of music that assumes the soul
Original Lyrics:
The kind of music that soothes the soul
Bruce Springsteen's, "Born to Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, we wore corduroy
Original Lyrics:
Baby, we were born to run
Carpenters', "Bless the Beast and Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the womb
Original Lyrics:
Keep them warm
Electric Light Orchestra's, "10538 Overture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you see the phone?
Original Lyrics:
Did you see him fall?
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Don't Bring Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell you it's wrong
Original Lyrics:
I'll tell you once more
Fleetwood Mac's, "Over My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take me to the pair of dice
Original Lyrics:
You can take me to the paradise
Harry Nilsson's, "Daybreak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the Baywatch
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the daylight
Harry Nilsson's, "Me and My Arrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking the Hi-Lo
Original Lyrics:
Taking the high road
Paper Lace's, "Billy, Don't Be a Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
And bring us back some estrogen
Original Lyrics:
And bring us back some extra men
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go home, beat the kids!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skyrockets binge flight
Original Lyrics:
Skyrockets in flight
The Beatles', "Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Medipede
Original Lyrics:
Let It Be
The Doors', "Riders on the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you give this man a ride, sweet Emily will die
Original Lyrics:
If you give this man a ride, sweet family will die
 
1980s
10,000 Maniacs', "Eat for Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sing the tune, love the tune, whistle the tune now
Original Lyrics:
I eat for two, walk for two, breathe for two now
Commercial's, "Emergency Broadcast System"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this had been an actual emergency,
The detention signal you just heard...
Original Lyrics:
If this had been an actual emergency,
The attention signal you just heard...
Crowded House's, "Something So Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer's so strong
Original Lyrics:
Something So Strong
George Clinton's, "Atomic Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Tommy Dog
Original Lyrics:
Atomic Dog
Malcolm McLaren's, "Madame Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have faith in this love, Jack
Original Lyrics:
I have faith in this love track
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, are you walking?
Are you walking, Annie?
Original Lyrics:
Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
Pat Benatar's, "We Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever we, tonight we embrace
Original Lyrics:
Whenever we deny or embrace
Prince's, "Let's Go Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are we gonna let the elevator
F**k us down
Original Lyrics:
Are we gonna let de-elevator
Bring us down?
Ratt's, "Way Cool Jr."
Misheard Lyrics:
Old TV Guide, baby
Original Lyrics:
Old T-bird car, baby
Scandal's, "Goodbye to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Food fight to you
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to you
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
No she can’t be the one
With the wind in her eyes
Original Lyrics:
Now she can’t be that warm
With the wind in her arms
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So cool, she would like
(To) Dance on a summer’s day
Original Lyrics:
So cool, she was like
Jazz on a summer's day.
The Stranglers', "Golden Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day just like the wasp
Original Lyrics:
Every day just like the last
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss the rains down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Twisted Sister's, "I Wanna Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a rock
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock
 
1990s
Aerosmith's, "Livin' on the Edge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven on the wedge
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on the Edge
Bryan Adams', "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
This stuff worth dying for
Original Lyrics:
It’s not worth dying for
Bryan Adams', "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know it’s you
Original Lyrics:
You know it’s true
Chris deBurgh's, "So Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lion here tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm lying here tonight
Commercial's, "Emergency Alert System"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the cast of the Emergency Alert System
Original Lyrics:
This is a test of the Emergency Alert System
Creed's, "Higher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you take me hi-ya?
Original Lyrics:
Can you take me higher?
Filter's, "Hey Man, Nice Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man, nice balls
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, nice shot
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been around the world, from London to The Hague
Original Lyrics:
I've been around the world, from London to the Bay
Natalie Merchant's, "Where I go"
Misheard Lyrics:
The child is lost inside of me Let the river take it all away
Original Lyrics:
Child, it's lovely Let the river take it all away
Nirvana's, "Heart-Shaped Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broken hymen of your hiney
Original Lyrics:
Broken hymen of your highness
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's stupid, she's sliding down
Original Lyrics:
She's slippy, she's sliding down
 
2000s
Daddy Yankee's, "Rompe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky
Original Lyrics:
Rompe, rompe, rompe
Jewel's, "Intuition"
Misheard Lyrics:
Borrow your car
Original Lyrics:
Follow your heart
Limp Bizkit's, "Behind Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my dreams, they are guzempting.
Original Lyrics:
But my dreams, they aren't as empty...
 
misc
Charles Trenet's, "Boum"
Misheard Lyrics:
God of the girl effect boom boom
Original Lyrics:
Quand notre cœur fait boum-boum
Charles Trenet's, "Boum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guard of the girl effect boom boom
Original Lyrics:
Quand notre cœur fait boum-boum

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