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1960s
Frank Sinatra's, "Luck Be a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Luck be a baby tonight
Original Lyrics:
Luck be a lady tonight
 
1970s
Boney M.'s, "Gotta Go Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having 40 items
Original Lyrics:
Heading for the islands
Boney M's, "Painter Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pager man
Original Lyrics:
Painter man
Carly Simon's, "I've Got To Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming while my hair whisperin' softer
Than a whisper on your cheek
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming while my hair was blowin'
Softer than a whisper on your cheek
Grateful Dead's, "Friend of the Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lit out of Reno; I was travelin’ with twenty pounds
Original Lyrics:
I lit out from Reno; I was trailed by 20 hounds
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock 'n' Roll is not for losers
Original Lyrics:
Rock 'n' Roll ain't noise pollution
Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes', "(I've Had) The Time Of My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be love, peacocks
Original Lyrics:
This could be love, because
Commercial's, "Chi-Chi's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme a chili!
Original Lyrics:
Gimme a chimi!
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses At Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mess a bed with a bled on sled oh no
Original Lyrics:
Don't masquerade with the guy in chains, oh no.
Don Henley's, "The Boys Of Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell you my lovely loo will still be strong.
Original Lyrics:
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong.
Enya's, "Evening Falls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry me to my own, to where I can grow sober
Original Lyrics:
Carry me to my own, to where I can cross over
Godley & Creme's, "Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me wanna fly
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna cry
Jellybean's, "Jingo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jingle Ball
Original Lyrics:
Jingo ba
Jellybean's, "Sidewalk Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sidewalk chalk
Original Lyrics:
Sidewalks talk
Kenny Loggins', "Danger Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take a right into the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take you right into the Danger Zone
Lionel Richie's, "Hello"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sometimes see you pass out outside my door
Original Lyrics:
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Lionel Richie's, "Say You, Say Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
See you, see me
Original Lyrics:
Say you, say me
Love and Rockets', "So Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
But your hair is long and ground
Original Lyrics:
But your hair is long and brown
Ready for the World's, "Digital Display"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiptoe
Original Lyrics:
Digital
Stevie Wonder's, "Go Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a real good ma
Original Lyrics:
She had a real good man
 
1990s
Aaliyah's, "(At Your Best) You are Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go
Original Lyrics:
Let me know
Blue's Clues', "We are Gonna Play Blue's Clues"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are gonna win Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
We are gonna play Blue's Clues
Candlebox's, "Far Behind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday we can take our time
Original Lyrics:
Someday we can take our time
Del Amitri's, "Always The Last To Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or if he's cool I'll be the last to know
Or if he's bleeding with you, like I bleeded with you
Original Lyrics:
Or if he's cruel I'll be the last to know
Or if he's pleading with you, like I pleaded with you
Destiny's Child's, "Bills, Bills, Bills"
Misheard Lyrics:
At first we started out real cruel
(Later)
And you have the honesty to even come and step to me
Ask to hold some money from me until you get your cheque next week
You try to live, good-for-nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another?
Ah bother, when times get hard I need someone to help me out
Instead of a squirt like you who don't know what a man's about
Cannot pay my bills
Cannot pay my telephone bills
Original Lyrics:
At first we started out real cool
(Later)
And you have the audacity to even come and step to me
Ask to hold some money from me until you get your cheque next week
You trifling, good-for-nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another?
A baller, when times get hard I need someone to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you who don't know what a man's about
Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Elton John's, "Made in England"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had Robert Mitchum
Original Lyrics:
I had Little Richard
Enya's, "Book of Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
For our new lane
Original Lyrics:
Far and away
Johnny Gill's, "Wrap My Body Tight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't scream
or
I couldn't speak
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't sleep
Lisa Stansfield's, "Set Your Loving Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've come to fart to see who you are
(Later)
Throw off your bride and shove me inside
Original Lyrics:
You've come this far to see who you are
(Later)
Throw off your pride and show me inside
Rage Against the Machine's, "Guerrilla Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Casper
Original Lyrics:
Like a casket
Saigon Kick's, "Love Is On The Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more tears
Original Lyrics:
No more fears
Shakespear's Sister's, "I Don't Care"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a boring attic, I spoke came Victoria
(Later)
It looks good to me
Original Lyrics:
In a borealic iceberg came Victoria
(Later)
And not the goods for me
The Levellers', "15 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgiven from fifteen years ago, the past has gone away
Original Lyrics:
The girl from fifteen years ago has packed and gone away
Toad the Wet Sprocket's, "Fall Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the leaves fall down
Original Lyrics:
When will we fall down?
Vanessa Williams', "Colors of the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue horn moon?
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
Wreckx-N-Effect's, "Rump Shaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just shake your hump
Original Lyrics:
Just shake your rump
 
2000s
Aaliyah's, "Try Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
If at first you don't sleep
Original Lyrics:
If at first you don't succeed
Cast of Sesame Street's, "Elmo's World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra, ra, ra, ra
Original Lyrics:
La, la, la, la
Jennifer Lopez ft. 50 Cent's, "I'm Gonna Be Alright (Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The reason there's two parrots in each of your ears
Original Lyrics:
The reason there's two carats in each of your ears
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don’t Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a woman cometh
or
You make a woman come back
or
You make a woman your man
Original Lyrics:
You make a woman go mad
 
2010s
Arcade Fire's, "Rococo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mo' cocoa!
Original Lyrics:
Rococo
Arcade Fire's, "Rococo"
Misheard Lyrics:
The seem wild, but they ascertain
Original Lyrics:
They seem wild, but they are so tame
Arcade Fire's, "Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We rode our bikes to the nearest park
Sat on the nurseries and kissed in the dark
or
Sat on the nurses and kissed in the dark
Original Lyrics:
We rode our bikes to the nearest park
Sat under the swings and kissed in the dark
Celldweller's, "Eon (Drop Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, I'm a white but not an egg!
Original Lyrics:
Birthright, I won't wait another eon!
Commercial's, "PBS Kids Spotlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to shine tonight
Original Lyrics:
It's time to shine a light
Panic! At the Disco's, "Hurricane"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a rumor or less
Original Lyrics:
To the room where I’m blessed
 
christian
Bob Carlisle's, "Butterfly Kisses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those butterfly kittens
Original Lyrics:
Those butterfly kisses
 
country
Martina McBride's, "What Do I Have to Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my third time
Original Lyrics:
This is my third town
 
misc
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Black Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waitin' on another black summer duet
Original Lyrics:
Waitin' on another black summer to end
Traditional's, "Asleep in the Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty brave men are asleep in the deep, so beware, beware!
Original Lyrics:
Many brave hearts are asleep in the deep, so beware, beware!

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