Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 21, 2022

On the Gettysburg

But I'm just a school whose detentions are good

I wanna dine

I can't get enough when you're wrong

Let's get together and sleep all night

Vernon will meet me where the moonlight stands

If a picture paints a thousand verbs

And if I ever lose my head

Jackie Blue fading up to the sky

Gary Smith

I saw you walking underneath the storm

You let another and (fart) you was gone

I can't get enough of that crunchy stuff

Love is a rose but you better not kick it

You've made me steak, too

Well, I was sexting, sick in school

Never thought about Obama

Before you give up alone

To have a girl like her is truly a dream come true
Out of all the fellows in the world, she belongs to me

Girlie needs it to fund her sh*t

Go time

Peacock

I swear on my card

Never stock up

Turn your love around
or
Turn your wraparound

Cry in the night if it helps
If nothing else

Well, army girl

We're going to potty, the toilet, siesta forever

Wanna piss you

Like surfin'

Let him pay

Gross stinks

I'm your private dancer,
I dance on your privates

Now if you fart to death, you'll just have yourself to blame

Your butt is wide, well minus two

There were days when the sun was so cool
(Later)
Thought you were history with the slamming of the door
And I made myself so strong again somehow
And I never wasted any of my time on useless days

You're coming up strong and I like the way
The visions we had have faded away
You're part of a night bath I've never had
OR
You're part of a nightmare I've never had
I'll tell you that I'm just too bad
You're coming up strong
You're showing your gun like a setting sun

Could it be that you are at the crater with another lady?
OR
Could it be that you are the critic with another lady?
(Later)
Shouldn't be no rhythm when you're acting strange if nobody's holding you back from me
'Cause I know how you used to do
(Later)
Do not open your pain when you cannot say my name

I wanna make it bitter

Right up you

When I was told by dad "Now what d'you go to school for?", "Now, what d'you go to school for?"

'Cause other women must have bent down and killed you.

Kinda living like a blind man

These foul words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'

Let's rewind and end it at this
Instead of a Hollywood horror

With these succulent wings

Can we ever get away from this Prague?

I see see is a chicken on down the line Well, I'm a little overweight and my law book's 'way behind But nothing bothers me tonight. I can dance on the scales tonight

Now, Amos Moses was a-caging

Like the shadows overboard