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These are lyrics by Alan Jackson that we think are kind of nonsensical.
Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Alan Jackson
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Alan Jackson's, "Countryboy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Bucket seats, soft as baby’s new butt Lockin’ hubs, that’ll take you through a deep rut
Why They're Nonsensical:
Because locking and unlocking hubs are just to engage/disengage 4-wheel drive, not to improve traction. In that case it would be Locking gear differential that would get you through the deep rut.
Submitted by: Levi
Alan Jackson's, "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere
It's five o'clock somewhere
Why They're Nonsensical:
That's not true...it might be 4:30 or 5:30 somewhere, but if it's 12:30 where you are, it can't possibly be 5:00 anywhere! (Unless he means 5:30, which is during the five o'clock hour, but he didn't specify that, so we, the listener(s), can't be sure.)
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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