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These are lyrics by The Vandals that we think are kind of funny.
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The Vandals', "4,3,2,1,0, - 1"
The Funny Lyrics:
Help us help you armpit fart, cuz we're only getting started... Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never stop. Oh boy is this great! Don't hesitate rub your feces like an ape, And finally celebrate - just because. Finally talk to a girl, throw your dream journal in the urinal cuz with tap shoes and a girdle.
Why They're funny:
All of the lyrics in this song are pretty silly, especially the armpit fart, the ape feces part, and throwing your journal in the urinal.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
The Vandals', "Count To Ten"
The Funny Lyrics:
there once was this guy who went to jail for something he didn’t do he got raped thirty times and died before the night was through
Why They're funny:
These lyrics aren't 'lmao' funny, but they are pretty random.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
The Vandals', "My Brother Is Gay"
The Funny Lyrics:
Christmas 1994, not like the year before. We didn't want to know. Buried our heads in the snow... Looking back it was obvious to everyone. But then again he's not just anyone. We used to laugh and call him names. Some things I wish I could change.
Why They're funny:
A song about finding out one's brother is gay is just plain funny!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Vandals', "My Girlfriend's Dead"
The Funny Lyrics:
I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy
Or the looks on their faces when I tell them how she passed away
Or the looks on their faces when I tell them how she passed away
Why They're funny:
This is probably the Vandals' best comedy song. It's about a guy who doesn't want to admit that his girlfriend dumped them, so he tells them she's dead.
Submitted by: bluecanary
The Vandals', "My Girlfriend's Dead"
The Funny Lyrics:
I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go, people would ask me
Where she was
I don't wanna talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all:
My girlfriend's dead
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go, people would ask me
Where she was
I don't wanna talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all:
My girlfriend's dead
Why They're funny:
Funny song, funny band.
Submitted by: DarkJon64
The Vandals', "Soccer Mom"
The Funny Lyrics:
Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian. And pizza right after the game. Just tell me where and when, Volvos and collagen.
Why They're funny:
This is a great description of a soccer mom. I especially like the line about collagen...that's funny!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
The Vandals', "Soccer Mom"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'd keep my fingers crossed for another milf like you. Pray to god that you're thinking what I'm thinking. I know you're brattless every other weekend. Let your hair down and keep it all a secret.
Why They're funny:
Haha, he wants to get with the hott soccer mom and get her away from her bratty kids!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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