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These are lyrics by Queen that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Queen

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Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
The Funny Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
Why They're funny:
This song is strange.... There's a Queen song called 'I'm in love with my car' This one should be called "I'm in love with my Bicycle"... All he wants to do is bicycle!!! I always laugh with this strange song...
Submitted by: Mr Fields
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
The Funny Lyrics:
And you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Why They're funny:
Well, I never thought of how important Fat Bottomed Girls are for rock N' roll before I heard this song...
Submitted by: Phil
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
The Funny Lyrics:
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Why They're funny:
Damn, I thought kids in the nursery were too young to be thinking about sex! (I submitted it here because it didn't seem like it would be appropriate in any of the other sections.)
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Queen's, "I'm Going Slightly Mad"
The Funny Lyrics:
I think I'm a banana tree
Why They're funny:
Ha! This never fails to crack me up. Why would Freddie liken himself to a tree??!
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Queen's, "One Vision"
The Funny Lyrics:
Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken
Why They're funny:
I mean, "fried chicken"? Come on!
Submitted by: AdmiralMercurial
Queen's, "Radio Ga Ga"
The Funny Lyrics:
All we hear is 'radio ga ga,
radio goo goo, radio ga ga...'
Why They're funny:
Seems like 'radio baby talk,' but it gave me a good laugh.
Submitted by: WhizkidF
Queen's, "Sweet Lady"
The Funny Lyrics:
You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese
Why They're funny:
I'm pretty sure Brian May was drunk when he wrote that line. When sober, he's far too smart to come up with such a grotesquely, geniusly bad line. Or are we supposed to take away from this that he is such a genius that he's even a genius at being bad?
Submitted by: Amanda

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