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Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hey man!
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars!
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars!
Why They're funny:
I listened to the song when I was 11, and I just found those lyrics very funny; then again, earlier, I had heard that song and it sounded funny in the first place! I paid no attention to the 'Jaws' and 'Star Wars' references, though.
Submitted by: Ranger Ian
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
The Funny Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle
I want to ride my Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle
All I wanna do is Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle
I want to ride my Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle
Why They're funny:
This song is strange.... There's a Queen song called 'I'm in love with my car' This one should be called I'm in love with my bicycle... All he wanna do is bicycle!!! I always laugh with this strange song...
Submitted by: Fields
Queen's, "Bicycle"
The Funny Lyrics:
I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like
Why They're funny:
I never got the point of this song until my friend pointed it out, freddie might not be bi, but either way, I want to ride my bi.... in other words I wanna have bisexual sex??? idk, just a theory.
Submitted by: Cali
Queen's, "Death On Two Legs"
The Funny Lyrics:
But now you can kiss my a** goodbye!
Why They're funny:
Freddie Mercury was gay, thats why i think its funny
Submitted by: noob saibot
Queen's, "Delilah"
The Funny Lyrics:
You make me so very happy
When you cuddle up and go to sleep beside me
And then you make me slightly mad
When you pee all over my Chippendale suite
When you cuddle up and go to sleep beside me
And then you make me slightly mad
When you pee all over my Chippendale suite
Why They're funny:
I was a little kid when I first heard this, so you can imagine how it had me laughing. Luckily, I knew Freddie Mercury had a cat (actually several) to whom he left a good chunk of his money when he died. Thank God this is about a cat!
Submitted by: Melysni.cjb.net
Queen's, "Don't Try Suicide"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives a damn
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives a damn
Why They're funny:
If nobody gives a damn, won't that drive me to commit suicide anyway? Gee, thanks Freddie
Submitted by: Melysni.cjb.net
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
The Funny Lyrics:
And you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Why They're funny:
Well, I never thought of how important Fat Bottomed Girls are for Rock N' Roll before I heard this song...
Submitted by: Fields
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
The Funny Lyrics:
But I knew life before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Why They're funny:
Damn, I thought kids in the nursery were too young to be thinking about sex!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
The Funny Lyrics:
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Why They're funny:
When I first heard that song I was pretty young. I was in my parents car and this song came on the radio. I was drinking cola at the time and when these lines were sung, the cola went from my mouth directly to the dashboard. I still find them amusing to this day.
Submitted by: Scree
Queen's, "Headlong"
The Funny Lyrics:
Poop Ditty Ditty
Poop Ditty Doo
Poop Ditty Doo
Why They're funny:
Those are the lamest lyrics I think I've ever heard.
Submitted by: amber
Queen's, "I Think I'm Going Crazy"
The Funny Lyrics:
I think I'm a banana Tree
Why They're funny:
this never fails to crack me up!
Submitted by: jaz
Queen's, "I'm In Love With My Car"
The Funny Lyrics:
Told my gal I'd have to forget her, rather buy me a new carburettor...
...With my hand on your grease gun, it's like a disease son...
...string back gloves on my automolove.
...With my hand on your grease gun, it's like a disease son...
...string back gloves on my automolove.
Why They're funny:
Well, this is an embarassment of riches! The stunning rhymes coupled with the bizarrely overt homo-eroticism, and a new word: automolove. We pat Roger Taylor on the head and send him to bed with some Horlicks.
Submitted by: Chrissy
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
The Funny Lyrics:
Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime
Why They're funny:
Just think about it
Submitted by: Jenny
Queen's, "Long Away"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hurry, put your troubles in a suitcase
Why They're funny:
And how exactly do you put troubles in a suitcase, Brian?
Submitted by: Tygerlily
Queen's, "One Vision"
The Funny Lyrics:
Just gimme gimme gimme fried chicken!!
Why They're funny:
well the first time i heard this song was before i had 'a kind of magic', so i heard it on the live at wembley disc. i was pretty sure he said fried chicken, but i wasnt sure, it was live and hard to tell, plus there were no lyrics. when i got the album it said the lyrics were really 'one vision', but i've been reasurred that he says fried chicken (good ol gay freddy)
Submitted by: queenfan
Queen's, "Put Out The Fire"
The Funny Lyrics:
People get shot by people, people with guns...
Why They're funny:
No kidding, Brian... Are they using bullets too?!?
Submitted by: Rock Princess
Queen's, "Radio Ga Ga"
The Funny Lyrics:
All we hear is 'radio ga ga, radio goo goo, radio ga ga...'
Why They're funny:
Seems like 'radio baby talk,' but it gave me a good laugh.
Submitted by: WhizkidF
Queen's, "Save Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
I clothed myself in your glory and your love How I loved you How I cried...[skip a few lines] I'm naked and I'm far from home
Why They're funny:
This is another one of the Brian May odd lyrics. It kind of makes sense in an ironic sense. He clothed himself in their glory and their love? Then he would be naked...Naked and far from home? Oh, yeah, he was! lol.
Submitted by: Freddie's Queen
Queen's, "She makes me"
The Funny Lyrics:
She is my love I'm jealous of her
Why They're funny:
I am confused! If she is his love and he is jealous of her then is he in love with himself and jealous of his girlfriend?
Submitted by: Black Queen
Queen's, "Some Day, One Day"
The Funny Lyrics:
When I was you and you were me and we were very young
Why They're funny:
Can I be you? Is that possible??? It's actually a serious song up to that line!
Submitted by: Jenni Sweet Cheese
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
The Funny Lyrics:
Walking down the street shooting people that I meet with my rubber tommy water gun..
Why They're funny:
Yes, and that's such a normal thing to do..
Submitted by: Sara
Queen's, "Sweet Lady"
The Funny Lyrics:
You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese Waiting on the shelf
Why They're funny:
Yet again, Dr. Brian May has surpassed himself with bonkers lyrics. They probably mean something really deep and meaningful, but every time I hear those lyrics I just snigger hopelessly - you can even hear Freddie's amusement as he sings it! Full marks Brian, you dairy loving, curly haired weirdo!
Submitted by: Kez
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