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These are lyrics by Phil Ochs that we think are kind of funny.
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Phil Ochs', "Draft Dodger Rag"
The Funny Lyrics:
When I got to the old draft board, buddy, this is what I said:
Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I've got a ruptured spleen, and I always carry a purse
My feet are flat, I've got eyes like a bat
and my asthma's getting worse
Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I've got a ruptured spleen, and I always carry a purse
My feet are flat, I've got eyes like a bat
and my asthma's getting worse
Why They're funny:
This is a great song, its about a guy who tries every possible excuse to avoid being drafted. Very funny.
Submitted by: Rayna
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