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These are lyrics by Nickelback that we think are kind of funny.
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Nickelback's, "Hold Out Your Hand"
The Funny Lyrics:
come lie next to me jesus christ
holes in hands where a cross used to fit just right
holes in hands where a cross used to fit just right
Why They're funny:
picture chad and you will under stand!
Submitted by: ducky
Nickelback's, "Rockstar"
The Funny Lyrics:
I want a brand new house
on an episode of cribs
and a bathroom I can play baseball in.
on an episode of cribs
and a bathroom I can play baseball in.
Why They're funny:
Well, I suppose it might be better than wanting a baseball field you can crap in!
Submitted by: Rapunzel Gladstone
Nickelback's, "Rockstar"
The Funny Lyrics:
We'll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won't eat
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial
Cuz we just won't eat
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial
Why They're funny:
It's mostly funny because firstly it's so true about just not eating, and secondly isn't the idea slightly comical? We just won't eat, & get a drug dealer on speed dial... I'd really like to check some stars' phones to see if its true lol
Submitted by: Alex
Nickelback's, "Woke Up This Morning"
The Funny Lyrics:
you came along and tore this wall down around me, looks like youve found me!
now i know why I felt like s**t when i woke up this morning!
now i know why I felt like s**t when i woke up this morning!
Why They're funny:
how can you tare a wall down? and whats feeling like s**t in the morning got to do with it?
Submitted by: carolyn
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