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These are lyrics by Madonna that we think are kind of funny.
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Madonna's, "American Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
I tried to be a boy, I tried to be a girl
Why They're funny:
I personally love most of Madonna's work...but these lyrics left me wondering, 'How would Guy feel if his 'wife' had a bigger package then he does?'
Submitted by: LYnds
Madonna's, "Papa Don't Preach"
The Funny Lyrics:
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind
I'm gonna keep my baby!
But I made up my mind
I'm gonna keep my baby!
Why They're funny:
I'm sure Pope John Paul ('Papa') was very satisfied with this: she promises not to have an abortion. This kind of obedience is, well, becoming rare among Roman catholics...
Submitted by: Jennifer
Madonna's, "The Funny Song "
The Funny Lyrics:
Went down to the local bar to buy my daddy a big cigar when I got home he was dead somebody shot him in the head oh dear daddy you're not gonna see me sad 'cause everything you did was bad when the funeral it was through I had myself a barbecue daddy's bones they sure taste good I'd kill him myself if only I could oh dear daddy you're not gonna see me grive 'cause you brought up the worst in me
Why They're funny:
Even though it was played only on the drowned world tour concerts, it's funny
Submitted by: Bere
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