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These are lyrics by D12 that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, D12

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D12's, "My Band"
The Funny Lyrics:
[Outro] The hottest boy band in the world... D12! [Eminem as a salsa singer] I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants And the lead singer of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa... My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance And take off their underpants, my salsa (Where'd everybody go?)
Why They're funny:
ok first of all, the boy band lines just funny, because obviously d12 is no boy band. and eminem with the mexican accent makes me crack salsa...
Submitted by: ach
D12's, "Purple Hills"
The Funny Lyrics:
I think my arm is gone!
Yo, it's probably numb
Young dumb and full of
Why They're funny:
Also funny because I know many men who are exactly like the last line :)
Submitted by: Dave
D12's, "Purple Hills"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm at a rave Looking at a babe Like she want it Gin and tonic demonic Body smelt like vomit
Why They're funny:
It's funny because I know people who go to raves exactly like that...
Submitted by: Dave
D12's, "These Drugs"
The Funny Lyrics:
Crime on the street hold your parents for ranson,
while d12 gang rape Marilyn Manson
Why They're funny:
The whole song is pretty much about all the things drugs make them do. This is one of the odder ones.
Submitted by: Hawk
D12's, "Words Are Weapons"
The Funny Lyrics:
Bizarre: There's no way I can be a gay rapper
Eminem: Why not?
Bizarre: I only **** animals!
Why They're funny:
Just sounds funny, deffinitely something he would say
Submitted by: Red_Dragon

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