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These are lyrics by Blink 182 that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Blink 182

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Blink 182's, "All The Small Things"
The Funny Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Why They're funny:
Oh, you're such a baby! You actually have to be carried if you don't want to go somewhere? Is that the only way they're gonna get you to where you have to go?!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Blink 182's, "Carousel"
The Funny Lyrics:
I wrote the beginning of this song 7 years
I've been playing it everyday since and I still can't get it right
Why They're funny:
But it sounds okay to me!
Submitted by: CrewKid
Blink 182's, "Dysentary Gary"
The Funny Lyrics:
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Why They're funny:
Trying on you wanna be Robinhood or Peter Pan, huh? Try not to make a poopie stain in 'em either!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Blink 182's, "Fentloozer"
The Funny Lyrics:
And do you think that it is right for Tom to spend another night
writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay?
Why They're funny:
This is funny because I can imagine Tom DeLonge doing exactly that.
Submitted by: Whatever You Wanna Call Me
Blink 182's, "Mutt"
The Funny Lyrics:
She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
Why They're funny:
Haha....well, it's true, given the context of the song!
Submitted by: Xander
Blink 182's, "What's My Age Again?"
The Funny Lyrics:
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started makin' out and she took off my pants
But then, I turned on the TV
Why They're funny:
That chick must look nasty if this guy is about to get it on and he finds the TV more amusing, lol!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

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