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These are lyrics by ABBA that we think are kind of funny.
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ABBA's, "Bang-A-Boomerang"
The Funny Lyrics:
Like a bang, a-boome-boomerang
Dumdi-dum-dum, di dumdi-dum-dum
Dumdi-dum-dum, di dumdi-dum-dum
Why They're funny:
Looks like they couldn't come up with any intelligent lyrics, so why not use some 'dum' lyrics. (FACT - in the year this song was released (1975), the Eurovision Song Contest was won by a Dutch group with the song - wait for it - 'Ding Ding A Dong'.)
Submitted by: Brendan
Abba's, "Chiquitita"
The Funny Lyrics:
'Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong...'
Why They're funny:
I'm a spanish-speaker and hearing a Swedish band using a Spanish word in a song written in English has to be a funny thing by itself, but the word means 'very, very little', so the image is of a girl of a very short stature. Funny, innit?
Submitted by: Viktor
Abba's, "Fernando"
The Funny Lyrics:
There was something in the air, the star's were bright, fernando!
Why They're funny:
A great night for star-gazing.
Submitted by: Art
Abba's, "Mama Mia"
The Funny Lyrics:
Mama mia!,who can i,turn to?,mama mia!,mama mia!
Why They're funny:
Since when did,abba become italian?,all of the,member's of,abba are,swede"s!
Submitted by: Art
Abba's, "Take A Chance On Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
I thought it said: If you change your mind, I'm the first in line. Oli Oxen Free Take a chance on me.
Why They're funny:
It doesn't say "Oli Oxen free, it says Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me. Oli oxen free is something you say at the end of a hide and seek game to make the hidden players come out of hiding.
Submitted by: Ann
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