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These are lyrics by Van Halen that we think are kind of dumb.

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Van Halen's, "Jump"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Why They're Dumb:
When I first heard the churus of this song, I throught that it meant commit sucide. Now that I hear the whole song, what does it mean? First they are talking about meeting girls then its 'might as well jump.' It seems misplaced!
Submitted by: Mike Florio
Van Halen's, "Panama"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom.
Why They're Dumb:
I love Van Halen but,I don't know what the hell was going on when this song was written, it sounds like he was driving a shoe through the interstate that was built in his bedroom. This stuff just doesn't go in a song.
Submitted by: sexyk
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