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These are lyrics by Kelis that we think are kind of dumb.
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Kelis', "Flashback"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
The thought of sex is soaring like a plane
Why They're Dumb:
Even though I do like Kelis' songs, the lyrics on some of them are just unforgiveable. This lyric sounds as though she had just been taught how to rhyme in her first poetry class in primary school. It just sounds like a clumsy simile.
Submitted by: The Love Almond
Kelis', "Good stuff"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
I can love you in one million ways, If you don't like it, send it back in thirty days.
Why They're Dumb:
1) Kelis makes herself sound like a prostitute, or a rent a girl friend of some sort. 2) Terms and conditions - 'If you are not satisfied with the product, please return it to the place of purchase within thirty days from the date of purchase, in the condition that it was purchased. This does not affect you statituary rights.'
Submitted by: K'
Kelis', "My Life"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
My life is better than yours! You're damned right it's better than yours!
Why They're Dumb:
Reply to Celeste: The lyrics are: And they're like, it's better than yours! Damn right, it's better than yours! not My life is better than yours! You're damned right it's better than yours! and the title of the song is: Milkshake not My Life
Submitted by: Paul Jones
Kelis', "My Life"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
My life is better than yours!
You're damned right it's better than yours!
You're damned right it's better than yours!
Why They're Dumb:
Well duh! Tell off the ex and be done with it.
Submitted by: Celeste
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