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These are lyrics by Jack Johnson that we think are kind of dumb.
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Jack Johnson's, "Bubbly Toes"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
His dreams are like commercials But her dreams are picture perfect and Our dreams are so related though they're often underestimated
Why They're Dumb:
what the hell does that mean you suck at songwriting
Submitted by: C Bo
Jack Johnson's, "Bubbly Toes"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
It's as simple as something that nobody knows that her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes
Why They're Dumb:
How is it simple if no one knows? Quit trying to write music that is complex and insightful. This is stupid and makes me think of dirty feet. Bubbly toes, what the hell is that? Who are you? Whats your fetish with big eyes and bulbous toes?
Submitted by: C Bo
Jack Johnson's, "Bubbly Toes"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
When you move like a jellyfish Rhythm don't mean nothing You go with the flow You don't stop Move like a jellyfish Rhythm is nothing You go with the flow You don't stop mmm
Why They're Dumb:
Theres nothing that arouses me more than comparing the movements of a woman to those of a jellyfish. It makes me question the sexuality of most islanders. On another note, what does this have to do with anything? The song is called Bubbly Toes, I mean thats stupid enough but throw in random hawaiian insight. Who are you?
Submitted by: C Bo
Jack Johnson's, "Flake"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
Cause no one no not no one Likes to be let down
Why They're Dumb:
Not no one. That is a double negative, so now people like to be let down? On another note, how do they get freaky in Hawaii?
Submitted by: C Bo
Jack Johnson's, "Lullaby"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
A billion people died on the news tonight But not so many cried at the terrible sight Well mama said, It's just make believe You can't believe everything you see So baby close your eyes to the lullabies On the news tonight
Why They're Dumb:
I thought lullabies help you sleep, and if these lullabies on the news involve 1,000,000,000 people dying, then Mr. Johnson is the antichrist. Secondly, 1,000,000,000 dont die in one day and they dont die on the news, dont act like you cry you prissy boy. Go try to be like ben harper.
Submitted by: C Bo
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