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These are lyrics by Bon Jovi that we think are kind of dumb.

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Bon Jovi's, "Bed of Roses"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
I want to lay you down on a bed of roses, For tonight I sleep on a bed of nails. I want to be just as close as The Holy Ghost is.
Why They're Dumb:
I can't believe this one isn't here already. 'I want to be just as close as the holy ghost is?' It's as laughable as a rhyme as it is a lyric. Jon must have been drunk when he wrote the entire song, but this line is the worst. For the record, I love Bon Jovi and think this song sounds great. I just can't listen too closely to the lyrics.
Submitted by: Janice
Bon Jovi's, "Its My Life"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
I just want to live while I'm alive
Why They're Dumb:
If you are alive aren't you living
Submitted by: Adam
Bon Jovi's, "Wanted Dead or Alive"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're all alone
all you do is think
Why They're Dumb:
I've always thought this was one of the dumbest songs ever written, because: a. Do you know anyone who has an elaborate schedule of liquor brands to drink based on the days of the week? i.e. if it's Tuesday it must be Jack Daniels, and b. I find it hard to believe that the writer of this song does much thinking whether he's alone or not.
Submitted by: mishmc
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