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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Queen

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Queen's, "Body Language"
The dirty Lyrics:
Give me your body
Give me your body body
Give me your body
Don't talk don't talk don't talk don't talk
Baby don't talk
Body language
Body language
Body language
Give me your body
Just give me, yeah, your body
Give me, yeah, your body
Don't talk
Why They're dirty:
Talking just gets in the way.
Submitted by: Robert Ballinger
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
The dirty Lyrics:
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
Why They're dirty:
Freddie Mercury was Bisexual, work it out yourself
Submitted by: bob the magic aligator
Queen's, "Delilah"
The dirty Lyrics:
You make me so very happy
When you cuddle up and go to sleep beside me
And then you make me slightly mad
When you pee all over my Chippendale suite
Ooh ooh Delilah
Ooh ooh Delilah
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Why They're dirty:
This suggests a possible fetish. I don't wanna know about that!
Submitted by: God Save the Queen, the Fascist Regime
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
The dirty Lyrics:
I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad, but I knew life before I left my nursery.
Left alone with big fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny...
Why They're dirty:
Umm, great song, but this obvious reference to the sexual abuse of a child has always bothered me.
Submitted by: Debra High
Queen's, "Get Down, Make Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
You take my body, I give you heat.
You say you hungry, I give you meat.
I suck your mind,
You blow my head...
Why They're dirty:
This one's pretty obvious, especially in the context of the rest of the song...I just love everything about the line, 'I give you meat.'
Submitted by: SC
Queen's, "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy"
The dirty Lyrics:
We can do the tango just for two
(Ooh) can you feel my love heat
Come on and sit on my hot seat of love
Why They're dirty:
I wonder what he could be talking about?
Submitted by: Robert Ballinger
Queen's, "Misfire"
The dirty Lyrics:
Don't you misfire; fill me up...
With the desire to carry on.
Your gun is loaded, and pointed my way
There's only one bullet, so don't delay.
Gotta time it right; fire me through the night!
Come on, take your shot,
Fire me higher...
Don't you miss this time,
Please don't misfire!
Why They're dirty:
I wouldn't expect such a dirty song from the quiet bassist John Deacon, but the evidence is overwhelming: from the suggestive pause after 'fill me up,' to the underlying image of a 'gun' with 'only one bullet' by which Freddie seems very eager to be 'shot.'
Submitted by: SC

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