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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> L.L. Cool J

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, L.L. Cool J

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L.L. Cool J's, "Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag..."
The dirty Lyrics:
Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Gettin' Crushed by Buildings
Why They're dirty:
I did not realize this song was dirty when I was a kid. He actually says before the song starts, "The art of makin' love..." I'm surprised there is not more Hip-Hop and R&B on this site.
Submitted by: LiLac22281

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