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Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Guns N Roses

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Appetite for Destruction album at
Guns N Roses', "The Garden"
The dirty Lyrics:
I wasn't really scared, lost my virginity there, to a gypsy with blonde hair, now no one seems to care.
Why They're dirty:
*ahem* Read the lyrics, do the math!
Submitted by: curtis
Guns 'N Roses', "Welcome To The Jungle"
The dirty Lyrics:
Welcome to my my
my serpentine
Whoah man
I wanna hear you scream.
Why They're dirty:
It took me a while to figure out what this lyric actually meant. When I first heard it I thought Axl was singing about his penis but I wasn't sure. Slash says the song is about the days when he first came to Los Angeles. Now I know for sure that Axl was in fact singing about his penis. LOL.
Submitted by: Celeste

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