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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Faith No More
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Faith No More
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Faith No More's, "Epic"
The dirty Lyrics:
You can touch it, feel it, taste it so sweet, but it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet! ............ It's crying, bleedin', lyin' on the floor so you lay down on it and you do it some more. .......... It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin, it's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win. It's daft, it's moist, it's a bitter pain. It's sad, it's happy, and it's insane!
Why They're dirty:
The whole song is about sex/losing your virginity. When played live, Mike Patton would substitute, "You lay down on it and you f*** it some more!"
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Faith No More's, "The Real Thing"
The dirty Lyrics:
It's like the pattern below the skin. You gotta reach out and pull it all in. And you feel like you're too close, so you swallow another dose. The pinnacle of happiness Filling up your soul. You don't think you can take any more, you never wanna let go. ............. Try to hold on just a little longer, longer, stronger, stronger. It's the jewel of victory, the chams of misery. And once you have bitten the core, you will always know the flavor. The split secod of divinity, you drink up the sky. All of heaven is in your arms, you know the reason why....
Why They're dirty:
The "Real Thing" is sex as opposed to just masturbating. I could put the whole song here, but it's a really long song and it would take up too much space.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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