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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Elvis Costello
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Elvis Costello
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The dirty Lyrics:
Now that your picture’s in the paper being rhythmically admired
Why They're dirty:
Even the first line of the first song from EC’s first LP is dirty! Clearly, Elvis is pointing out that multiple men are probably masturbating to a picture of a woman he knows that was featured in a “newspaper,” or some other even seedier publication.
Submitted by: Robert Disner
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