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Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Elvis Costello

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Elvis Costello 's, "Welcome To The Working Week"
The dirty Lyrics:
Now that your picture’s in the paper being rhythmically admired
Why They're dirty:
Even the first line of the first song from EC’s first LP is dirty! Clearly, Elvis is pointing out that multiple men are probably masturbating to a picture of a woman he knows that was featured in a “newspaper,” or some other even seedier publication.
Submitted by: Robert Disner

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