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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, DiVinyls

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DiVinyls', "I Touch Myself"
The dirty Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else,
When I think about you I touch myself
I don't want anybody else,
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Why They're dirty:
Obviously it's talking about masturbating, she's rubbing her clitoris fantasizing about sex.
Submitted by: David Pratter
The Divinyls', "I touch myself"
The dirty Lyrics:
i want you above me
when i think about you i touch myself
Why They're dirty:
I first listened to this song in a TV commertial... The title of the song itself is a reason to be in this site, and, well the lyrics talk for themselves
Submitted by: Steffi

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