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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> ABBA

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, ABBA

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ABBA's, "Andante, Andante"
The dirty Lyrics:
Make you fingers soft & light.
Let your body be the velvet of the night.
Why They're dirty:
Sounds like she's sleeping with someone.
Submitted by: Dylan
ABBA's, "Honey Honey"
The dirty Lyrics:
Honey, honey, let me feel it....
Honey, honey don't conceal it...
Why They're dirty:
Let me feel what exactly?!?! and don't conceal what you flithy women?!?!?!
Submitted by: Kipper
ABBA's, "Tiger"
The dirty Lyrics:
And if I meet you
What if I eat you
I am the tiger
Why They're dirty:
WHOA THERE! Steady on, pussycat.
Submitted by: Brendan
ABBA's, "Voulez-Vous"
The dirty Lyrics:
Voulez-Vous? (A-ha!)
Why They're dirty:
the phrase "Voulez Vous" is French for "Would you?". Uh, ladies - I think I'm a bit too young for you.
Submitted by: Young Super Trooper
ABBA's, "When All Is Said And Done"
The dirty Lyrics:
Slighty worn, but dignified and not to old for sex
Why They're dirty:
Whoa.... Do they know that CHILDREN listen to this?
Submitted by: ABBA Fan

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