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Real Lyrics -> Bad Ringtone Choices -> Queen

I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Queen

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Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
The Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust,
another one bites the dust,
and another one gone,
and another one gone,
another one bites the dust.
Imagine you're at a funeral and your cellphone goes off.
Submitted by: 2:49 AM
Queen's, "Body Language"
The Lyrics:
Give me- body, Give me- body-body, give me your body
If your phone went off in class well, you're doomed
Submitted by: QueenFanatic
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
The Lyrics:
Mama, just killed a man.
Put a gun against his head,
pulled my trigger,
now he's dead.
Imagine this: Someone is on trial for murder, you're a witness, and no one particularly sure who did it. All that is known it was a single gunshot to the head. You forgot to turn your cellphone off when you got to the courthouse. Your mother is there. You begin to testify. You open your mouth, your cellphone goes off, with a Bohemian Rhapsody ringtone, on that particular line. Unfortunately the jury thinks it is a confession, and throw you in prison for life.
Submitted by: 2:49 AM
Queen's, "Don't Try Suicide"
The Lyrics:
Don't try suicide.
Nobody cares.
Say you're talking to a suicidal friend/acquaintance, trying to talk them out of it, and this song plays. I don't think "nobody cares" is what they'd want to hear...
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
The Lyrics:
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round.
I would so love this to be someone's ringtone at a Weight Watchers' meeting.
Submitted by: pickle
Queen's, "I'm Going Slightly Mad"
The Lyrics:
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
happened. It finally happend.
I wouldn't want my phone to go off in a pysch ward.
Submitted by: Celeste
Queen's, "We Are The Champions"
The Lyrics:
No time for losers
cause we are the champions
of the world.
This would rub it in the face of the losers of the championship game when shaking hands.
Submitted by: Rychendroll

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