I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

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Sammy Hagar's, "I Can't Drive 55"
The Lyrics:
Write me up for 125.
Post my face "Wanted: dead or alive".
Take my license and all that jive.
'Cause I can't drive 55.
Why:
Traffic school is not a good place to signal your intentions.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

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